Surprise, surprise: In case the complete panic taking place on Twitter dot com right now didn't clue you in, Priyanka Chopra and Nick Jonas are reportedly engaged. That makes them the latest celebrity couple—following in the footsteps of Ariana Grande and Pete Davidson and Justin Bieber and Hailey Baldwin—to get betrothed after what seems like an astonishingly short amount of time. (Two months, in the case of Priyick? Niyanka? Do they even have a couple name yet?)
According to People's groundbreaking report, the proposal happened on Chopra's 36th birthday while the pair were in London. Then, as if an internet-imploding whirlwind romance weren't extra enough, Jonas apparently closed down a Tiffany store in New York so his alleged fiancée could pick out the ring.
Of course, all of this news is still alleged, since neither star has confirmed or denied People's report, but Chopra's (now former) director for Bollywood film Bharat did announce, with a super-obvious pun playing off her reported husband-to-be's name, that she was pulling out. "Yes Priyanka Chopra is no more part of @Bharat_TheFilm & and the reason is very very special , she told us in the Nick of time about her decision and we are very happy for her," tweeted Ali Abbas Zafar. "Team Bharat wishes @priyankachopra loads of love & happiness for life 😊😉😍"
Obviously, the news has caused quite the ruckus on social media. Shortly after the story came out, Twitter absolutely lost it, with fans demanding that Jonas serenade Chopra with some classic Jonas Brothers hits at the wedding, lamenting the lack of expedited summer love in their own lives, writing 280-character fan-fic about how it all went down, and generally just flipping out.