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The Best Bachelorette Party Shirts (That Won't Embarrass You)

The cute, the clever, the classy, and the crassy—we got 'em all!

Plum and Oak Photo; Courtesy of Mackenzie Swift of Details, Darling

Matching shirts usually make an appearance on three special occasions—family reunions, grade-school field trips, and bachelorettes. Alas, the unfortunate truth is that in most of these cases, the bridesmaid shirts that force themselves into the public eye over and over and over again suck. They're poor quality, unbelievably tacky, and a color heretofore reserved for signs signaling impending danger. (For the record, I did offer to screen print my sister's face on her bachelorette shirts "ironically," but that suggestion was met with a cold stare and zero appreciation of my humor.)

No more! Did you think we at Brides would leave you uncovered? Bach, please! (Ed note: That should be a bachelorette party shirt slogan.) We scoured the Internet in search of only the best bridesmaid bachelorette tees—the cute, the clever, the classy, and the crassy. Find your bride identity below, and suit up your squad/tribe/entourage/posse/crew/team in a shirt that won't embarrass you. After all, that should be left up to the party itself, amirite? (Insert smirk emoji here.)

For the Basic B*tch

As a self-proclaimed member of The Basics, I've co-opted this term. These shirts' designs, colors, and simple statements are minimalist-vibe, maximum vogue.

Brides x Mod Thread

"Bride Tribe" Tee, $38, Brides x Mod Thread

Brides x Mod Thread

"Bride" Cropped Sweatshirt, $54, Brides x Mod Thread

Brides x Mod Thread

"Bride Gang" Cropped Sweatshirt, $54, Brides x Mod Thread

Brides x Mod Thread

"I Said Yes" Racerback Tank, $34, Brides x Mod Thread

Brides x Mod Thread

"Wife Material" Ringer Tee, $40, Brides x Mod Thread

Brides x Mod Thread

"The Mrs." Tee, $38, Brides x Mod Thread

Courtesy of Jerry from DesignWithinYou

"Bride / Squad" Shirt, $25, DesignWithinYou on Etsy

Courtesy of Bridal Party Tees

"His Pick" Shirt, $21.97 - $23.97, Amazon "Her Clique" Shirt, $21.97 - $23.97, Amazon

Courtesy of Rose Gold Rebel

"Wife of the Party" Shirt - $15.99, RoseGoldRebel on Etsy "The Party" Shirt - $15.99, RoseGoldRebel on Etsy

Courtesy of TrexAndUnicorn

"Future Mrs. / Basic Bitches" Shirt, $22, TrexAndUnicorn on Etsy

Courtesy of KTeesDesigns

"Sunshine & Champagne & the Bride On the Beach / Sunshine & Champagne & Babes On the Beach" Shirt, $13.99+, KTeesDesigns on Etsy

"Bride To Be / Bride's Squad" Shirt , $15, OllieandPenny on Etsy

Courtesy of SuperPrintShop

"Feminist Babes Unite" Shirt, $14.95, SuperPrintShop on Etsy

Courtesy of Mackenzie Swift of Details, Darling

Bride Shirt, $21, DetailsDarlingShop on Etsy Bridesmaids Shirt, $21, DetailsDarlingShop on Etsy

Courtesy of ModCloth

"Girls Support Girls" Shirt, $29.99, ModCloth

Courtesy of ShopLuvOlive

"Bride / Team Bride" Shirt, $16, ShopLuvOlive on Etsy

For the Queen B

Does the "B" stand for Bride? Beyoncé? Both? Either way, the leader of this bach pack run the world, and she slay, she slay, all day, she slay, she slay, all day...you get it.

Brides x Mod Thread

"Ring On It" Ringer Tee, $40, Brides x Mod Thread

Courtesy of Bachette

"Sorry Not Sorry / Sorry Not Single" Shirt, $26.95, Bachette on Etsy

Courtesy of KaysPrincessDesigns

"Feyoncé / Beyoncé" Shirt, $15+, KaysPrincessDesigns on Etsy

Courtesy of Bachette

"Bridechilla / Girl Gang" Shirt, $24.95, Bachette on Etsy

Courtesy of Nisse Noble of Bachette

"I Said Yas / Yas Queen" Shirt, $22.95, Bachette on Etsy

For the Mythical Muse

Here, some enchanting options for the bachelorette who loves all things fantasy—mermaids, unicorns, and Barbie's body dimensions.

Courtesy of Nisse Noble of Bachette

"Trading My Tail for a Veil / Time to Party Our Tails Off" Shirt, $22.95, Bachette on Etsy

Courtesy of A Sparkly Chic Boutique

Unicorn Bachelorette Party Tank Tops, $21.95, A Sparkly Chic Boutique on Etsy

Courtesy of Kayce Doi of HelloHandpressed

"Mermaid Bride / Mermaid Squad" Shirt, $18.95, HelloHandpressed on Etsy

Courtesy of Design Like Whoa

"Bride / Come On, Barbie, Let's Go Party" Shirt, $25, Design Like Whoa

Courtesy of Nisse Noble of Bachette

"Bride" Shirt / "I Washed Up Like This" Shirt, $24.95, Bachette on Etsy

For the Fervent Foodie

For those always about to nosh—we salute you.

Courtesy of Design Like Whoa

"He Stole a Pizza My Heart" Tank / "Pizza Has My Heart" Tank, $25, Design Like Whoa

Courtesy of BridalPartyTees

"Bachelorette Getting Married/Tacos After This" Shirt, $17.97+, Bridal Party Tees on Etsy

Courtesy of ShopAtBash

"Nacho Average Bride" Flowy Tank Top / "Nacho Average Fiesta" Flowy Tank Top, $17, ShopAtBash on Etsy

For the Khaleesi

When you play the game of thrones, you win if you buy these shirts.

Courtesy of MadisonFoundry

"He Bent the Knee / Hand of the Bride" Shirt, $12.99, MadisonFoundry on Etsy

For the Islander-at-Heart

She's happiest with the sun on her back and her toes in the sand. Who's ready to "tropic like it's hot?"

Courtesy of Nisse Noble of Bachette

"Flamingle With Me, I'm the Bride to Be / Let's Flamingle" Shirt, $22.95, Bachette on Etsy

Courtesy of WolvesnWillowsFavors

"Bride" Shirt, $17.50, WolvesnWillows on Etsy "Bride's Flock" Shirt, $17.50, WolvesnWillows on Etsy

Courtesy of Aurlex Brides

"Aloha Bride / Aloha Beaches" Shirt, $100 for 5-pack, AurlexBrides on Etsy

Courtesy of WildAndGorgeous

"Bride / Let's Get Flocked Up" Shirt, $21.68, WildAndGorgeous on Etsy

Courtesy of Nisse Noble of Bachette

"Bride / Birds of a Feather Drink Together" Shirt, $26.95, Bachette on Etsy

For the Disney Princess

Planning a Disney bachelorette bash? Pack these all-grown-up versions of the princess gown you used to wear—unless that thing still fits. Then, twirl it out and remember it's your day.

Courtesy of Bachette

"Look Like a Beauty / Party Like a Beast" Shirt, $22.95, Bachette on Etsy

Courtesy of MadisonFoundry

"Disney Happily Ever After" Tank, $13.99, MadisonFoundry on Etsy

Courtesy of Nisse Noble of Bachette

"Snow Bride and the Seven Bridesmaids" Shirt, $22.95, Bachette on Etsy

For the Entertainment Junkie

To please the walking pop-culture encyclopedia, get "screen" printing at its best.

Courtesy of Betches

Mean Girls "I'm A Cool Bride" Basic Women's Tank, $34, Betches Mean Girls "She's Not A Regular Bride" Basic Women's Tank, $34, Betches

Courtesy of CowsxCacti

Mean Girls "I Can't Help That I'm Popular / You Can't Sit With Us" Shirt, $24, CowsxCacti on Etsy

Courtesy of April Collins, Owner of The Sassy Bride

The Hangover "Wolf Pack" Bachelorette Party Tank, $17.95, TheSassyBride on Etsy

Courtesy of Ciara Brown

Friends "Bride / Friends Friends" Shirt, $18, FreshwoodFinds on Etsy

Courtesy of BlushAndCoDesigns

The Bachelorette "I Got the Rose" Shirt / "The Bachelorette Party" Shirt, $28, BlushAndCoDesigns on Etsy

For the Potter Head

Accio, house points! These tees are works of magic if you decide full-on wizardry robes are too heavy for the party's festivities.

Courtesy of Quteez

"She Found A Keeper" and "I Found A Catch" Shirts, $14.99, Quteez on Etsy

Courtesy of Quteez

"Wizard Themed" Shirt, $12.99+, Quteez on Etsy

For the Troublemaker

Hands up, wild thangs! (Where we can see 'em, please.)

Courtesy of Nisse Noble of Bachette

"Bridin' Dirty™ / They See us Rollin' We're Celebratin'" Shirt, $22.95, Bachette on Etsy

Courtesy of Bridal Party Tees

"Bride Gone Bad" Shirt, $16.97, Bridal Party Tees "Bridesmaid Gone Bad" Shirt, $16.97, Bridal Party Tees

Courtesy of Bernadette Beadle of MyCustomParty

"Raising Hell Before the Wedding Bells" Party Shirt, $16.25, MyCustomPartyStore on Etsy

Courtesy of Nisse Noble of Bachette

"Whiskey Bent and Veil/Hell Bound" Shirt, $22.95, Bachette on Etsy

For the First Mate

Forget the nautical-themed Pashmina Afghan. You need a shipshape tank to truly feel "king queen of the world on a boat like Leo."

Courtesy of BTSapparel

"Let's Get Nauti" Tank Tops, $11.99+, BTSapparel on Etsy

For the Funny Gal

Oh, you got jokes! And they come on t-shirts!

Courtesy of MJsBridalSupport

"Bach Behavior Bride / Bride Tribe" Shirt, $11.99, MJsBridalSupport on Etsy

Courtesy of Nisse Noble of Bachette

"I Said Yes / That's What She Said" Shirt, $22.95, Bachette on Etsy

Courtesy of Line Liam

"Bride and Boujee / Bad and Boozie" Shirt, $16.94, LineLiam on Etsy

Courtesy of Bridal Party Tees

"Definition of a Bride" Shirt, $12.97, Bridal Party Tees "Definition of a Bridesmaid" Shirt, $12.97, Bridal Party Tees

Courtesy of Kari Krasinski of ShopAtBash

"Bach Shit Crazy" Racerback Tank Top, $17, ShopAtBash on Etsy

Courtesy of Design Like Whoa

"Bride to BAE / Bae Watch" Shirt, $25, Design Like Whoa

For the Jet Setter

Destination decided? These will match your boarding pass perfectly.

Courtesy of WolvesnWillowsFavors

"I Said Yes / We Said Vegas" Shirt, $16, WolvesnWillows on Etsy

Kirstyn Marie

"Lookin' Sharp" Shirt, Starting at $54 for 1 Bride + 1 Bridesmaid, SparkledwithGraceCo on Etsy

Courtesy of WolvesnWillowsFavors

"Scottsdale Before the Veil" Shirt, $16, WolvesnWillows on Etsy

See More: Beyond Vegas: 16 Alternative Bachelorette Destinations

For the Drinking Team Captain

This cohort has one agenda and one agenda only: alcohol consumption.

Courtesy of Brittany Frederick of HappyHeartApparel

"Engaged AF / Drunk AF" Shirt, $21.00, HappyHeartApparel on Etsy

Courtesy of Bachette

"Last Margarita as a Senorita / Margaritas with My Senoritas" Shirt, $22.95, Bachette on Etsy

Courtesy of CowsxCacti

"Changing My Name / But First Champagne" Pocket Tee, $25, CowsxCacti on Etsy

Courtesy of Courtney Collings of Happy Life Tees

"Legit Getting Married/Drunk" Shirt, $20.70, ShopHappyLifeTees on Etsy

Courtesy of Blanca Mercado of LuxeTeesShop

"Wine Lover Phrases" Tunic T-Shirt, $19.95, LuxeTeesShop on Etsy

Courtesy of Bachette

"Brews Before I Dos / Brews with my Bitches" Shirt, $22.95, Bachette on Etsy

Courtesy of Alexandra Register of keeplifesimpledesign

"Te Amo / Tequilla" Shirt, $21.99, keeplifesimpledesign on Etsy

Courtesy of Kari Krasinski of ShopAtBash

"On Cloud Nine/Wine" Flowy Tank Top, $17, ShopAtBash on Etsy

Courtesy of Nisse Noble of Bachette

"Can't Touch This / MC Hammered" Shirt, $24.95, Bachette on Etsy

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