Matching shirts usually make an appearance on three special occasions—family reunions, grade-school field trips, and bachelorettes. Alas, the unfortunate truth is that in most of these cases, the bridesmaid shirts that force themselves into the public eye over and over and over again suck. They're poor quality, unbelievably tacky, and a color heretofore reserved for signs signaling impending danger. (For the record, I did offer to screen print my sister's face on her bachelorette shirts "ironically," but that suggestion was met with a cold stare and zero appreciation of my humor.)
No more! Did you think we at Brides would leave you uncovered? Bach, please! (Ed note: That should be a bachelorette party shirt slogan.) We scoured the Internet in search of only the best bridesmaid bachelorette tees—the cute, the clever, the classy, and the crassy. Find your bride identity below, and suit up your squad/tribe/entourage/posse/crew/team in a shirt that won't embarrass you. After all, that should be left up to the party itself, amirite? (Insert smirk emoji here.)
For the Basic B*tch
As a self-proclaimed member of The Basics, I've co-opted this term. These shirts' designs, colors, and simple statements are minimalist-vibe, maximum vogue.
"Bride Tribe" Tee, $38, Brides x Mod Thread
"Bride" Cropped Sweatshirt, $54, Brides x Mod Thread
"Bride Gang" Cropped Sweatshirt, $54, Brides x Mod Thread
"I Said Yes" Racerback Tank, $34, Brides x Mod Thread
"Wife Material" Ringer Tee, $40, Brides x Mod Thread
"The Mrs." Tee, $38, Brides x Mod Thread
"Bride / Squad" Shirt, $25, DesignWithinYou on Etsy
"Future Mrs. / Basic Bitches" Shirt, $22, TrexAndUnicorn on Etsy
"Sunshine & Champagne & the Bride On the Beach / Sunshine & Champagne & Babes On the Beach" Shirt, $13.99+, KTeesDesigns on Etsy
"Bride To Be / Bride's Squad" Shirt , $15, OllieandPenny on Etsy
"Feminist Babes Unite" Shirt, $14.95, SuperPrintShop on Etsy
"Girls Support Girls" Shirt, $29.99, ModCloth
"Bride / Team Bride" Shirt, $16, ShopLuvOlive on Etsy
For the Queen B
Does the "B" stand for Bride? Beyoncé? Both? Either way, the leader of this bach pack run the world, and she slay, she slay, all day, she slay, she slay, all day...you get it.
"Ring On It" Ringer Tee, $40, Brides x Mod Thread
"Sorry Not Sorry / Sorry Not Single" Shirt, $26.95, Bachette on Etsy
"Feyoncé / Beyoncé" Shirt, $15+, KaysPrincessDesigns on Etsy
"Bridechilla / Girl Gang" Shirt, $24.95, Bachette on Etsy
"I Said Yas / Yas Queen" Shirt, $22.95, Bachette on Etsy
For the Mythical Muse
Here, some enchanting options for the bachelorette who loves all things fantasy—mermaids, unicorns, and Barbie's body dimensions.
"Trading My Tail for a Veil / Time to Party Our Tails Off" Shirt, $22.95, Bachette on Etsy
Unicorn Bachelorette Party Tank Tops, $21.95, A Sparkly Chic Boutique on Etsy
"Mermaid Bride / Mermaid Squad" Shirt, $18.95, HelloHandpressed on Etsy
"Bride / Come On, Barbie, Let's Go Party" Shirt, $25, Design Like Whoa
"Bride" Shirt / "I Washed Up Like This" Shirt, $24.95, Bachette on Etsy
For the Fervent Foodie
For those always about to nosh—we salute you.
"He Stole a Pizza My Heart" Tank / "Pizza Has My Heart" Tank, $25, Design Like Whoa
"Bachelorette Getting Married/Tacos After This" Shirt, $17.97+, Bridal Party Tees on Etsy
"Nacho Average Bride" Flowy Tank Top / "Nacho Average Fiesta" Flowy Tank Top, $17, ShopAtBash on Etsy
For the Khaleesi
When you play the game of thrones, you win if you buy these shirts.
"He Bent the Knee / Hand of the Bride" Shirt, $12.99, MadisonFoundry on Etsy
For the Islander-at-Heart
She's happiest with the sun on her back and her toes in the sand. Who's ready to "tropic like it's hot?"
"Flamingle With Me, I'm the Bride to Be / Let's Flamingle" Shirt, $22.95, Bachette on Etsy
"Aloha Bride / Aloha Beaches" Shirt, $100 for 5-pack, AurlexBrides on Etsy
"Bride / Let's Get Flocked Up" Shirt, $21.68, WildAndGorgeous on Etsy
"Bride / Birds of a Feather Drink Together" Shirt, $26.95, Bachette on Etsy
For the Disney Princess
Planning a Disney bachelorette bash? Pack these all-grown-up versions of the princess gown you used to wear—unless that thing still fits. Then, twirl it out and remember it's your day.
"Look Like a Beauty / Party Like a Beast" Shirt, $22.95, Bachette on Etsy
"Disney Happily Ever After" Tank, $13.99, MadisonFoundry on Etsy
"Snow Bride and the Seven Bridesmaids" Shirt, $22.95, Bachette on Etsy
For the Entertainment Junkie
To please the walking pop-culture encyclopedia, get "screen" printing at its best.
Mean Girls "I Can't Help That I'm Popular / You Can't Sit With Us" Shirt, $24, CowsxCacti on Etsy
The Hangover "Wolf Pack" Bachelorette Party Tank, $17.95, TheSassyBride on Etsy
Friends "Bride / Friends Friends" Shirt, $18, FreshwoodFinds on Etsy
The Bachelorette "I Got the Rose" Shirt / "The Bachelorette Party" Shirt, $28, BlushAndCoDesigns on Etsy
For the Potter Head
Accio, house points! These tees are works of magic if you decide full-on wizardry robes are too heavy for the party's festivities.
"She Found A Keeper" and "I Found A Catch" Shirts, $14.99, Quteez on Etsy
"Wizard Themed" Shirt, $12.99+, Quteez on Etsy
For the Troublemaker
Hands up, wild thangs! (Where we can see 'em, please.)
"Bridin' DirtyTM / They See us Rollin' We're Celebratin'" Shirt, $22.95, Bachette on Etsy
"Raising Hell Before the Wedding Bells" Party Shirt, $16.25, MyCustomPartyStore on Etsy
"Whiskey Bent and Veil/Hell Bound" Shirt, $22.95, Bachette on Etsy
For the First Mate
Forget the nautical-themed Pashmina Afghan. You need a shipshape tank to truly feel "king queen of the world on a boat like Leo."
"Let's Get Nauti" Tank Tops, $11.99+, BTSapparel on Etsy
For the Funny Gal
Oh, you got jokes! And they come on t-shirts!
"Bach Behavior Bride / Bride Tribe" Shirt, $11.99, MJsBridalSupport on Etsy
"I Said Yes / That's What She Said" Shirt, $22.95, Bachette on Etsy
"Bride and Boujee / Bad and Boozie" Shirt, $16.94, LineLiam on Etsy
"Bach Shit Crazy" Racerback Tank Top, $17, ShopAtBash on Etsy
"Bride to BAE / Bae Watch" Shirt, $25, Design Like Whoa
For the Jet Setter
Destination decided? These will match your boarding pass perfectly.
"I Said Yes / We Said Vegas" Shirt, $16, WolvesnWillows on Etsy
"Lookin' Sharp" Shirt, Starting at $54 for 1 Bride + 1 Bridesmaid, SparkledwithGraceCo on Etsy
"Scottsdale Before the Veil" Shirt, $16, WolvesnWillows on Etsy
For the Drinking Team Captain
This cohort has one agenda and one agenda only: alcohol consumption.
"Engaged AF / Drunk AF" Shirt, $21.00, HappyHeartApparel on Etsy
"Last Margarita as a Senorita / Margaritas with My Senoritas" Shirt, $22.95, Bachette on Etsy
"Changing My Name / But First Champagne" Pocket Tee, $25, CowsxCacti on Etsy
"Legit Getting Married/Drunk" Shirt, $20.70, ShopHappyLifeTees on Etsy
"Wine Lover Phrases" Tunic T-Shirt, $19.95, LuxeTeesShop on Etsy
"Brews Before I Dos / Brews with my Bitches" Shirt, $22.95, Bachette on Etsy
"Te Amo / Tequilla" Shirt, $21.99, keeplifesimpledesign on Etsy
"On Cloud Nine/Wine" Flowy Tank Top, $17, ShopAtBash on Etsy
"Can't Touch This / MC Hammered" Shirt, $24.95, Bachette on Etsy