Not since it was announced that Nick Viall was announced as the next man publicly fighting for love on The Bachelor have we been THIS excited. The Bachelor wines have arrived, and we couldn't be more excited.
That's right, the hit ABC series that launched dozens of reality star romances and even more broken hearts has brought its fans a perfect counterpart to the franchise. The wines, which include a red, white and — thank GOD — a rosé, were created "to capture the excitement, romance and incredible passion viewers have for The Bachelor and The Bachelorette," says the website. Granted, we haven't been able to taste the sure-to-be delicious vino, but if the names of the varietals are any indication, well, we've got some outstanding wine to drink while we watch Nick romance 29 contestants starting January 2, 2017. Oh just you wait.
The cabernet sauvignon is called The Fantasy Suite. You know, 'cause it's saucy like that.
The chardonnay is called the One on One.
And, drumroll, the rosé is appropriately named... The Final Rosé.
Guys, you did us proud.
Clocking in at an incredibly reasonable $15.96 for a single bottle, the wines aren't quite available yet, but our friends at SELF report that you can pre-order them now to be shipped to your door on December 14. It looks like they can only be shipped to about 36 of the 50 states (sorry, Alabama and Alaska!), so make sure your state is one of the ones listed at the bottom of the site.
In addition to a collectors pack for $47.88 and a six pack for $77, there's a party pack for less than $200 that includes four of each varietal.
Now comes the real tough decision... how are we ever going to decide which wine to drink among these three amazing bottles?! Ugh, life is so hard sometimes.