Thanks to U.K. Etsy seller Princess Pumps, you can now walk down the aisle in sparkly Crocs.
If you’re already cringing at the thought (you’re not alone), we should note that these aren’t exactly your run-of-the-mill, hole-filled variety of the mainstream kicks you’ve seen on everyone from that lady at the bus stop to, more recently, Drew Barrymore and Zooey Deschanel (both of whom have served as spokeswomen for the brand).
These crocs, rather, mirror a classic, closed-toe clog, airing out only the backs of your heels with a handy, slip-proof strap to keep your feet from sliding out of your shoe. What’s more, the designer has elevated the aesthetic (as much as humanly possible when discussing Crocs) by covering them in holographic white and pink sequins.
For the rough equivalent of $125 USD—plus a $30+ shipping fee—you can have them delivered straight to your door in the span of two weeks.
Still not sold? Did we mention that you can customize them with a special detail for your big day?
While we’re still partial to, well, just about any other style, we will admit that after a night spent dancing in heels, they might start to look just the slightest bit appealing.
Then again…maybe not. We'll just leave these tweets here: