Valentine’s Day is just around the corner and you better get to shopping. Don’t be the partner who buys roses from Walgreens and a box of Russel Stover chocolates this year. It’s time to make a splash and do something different.
So, to really turn the heat up, here are nine super sexy Valentine’s Day gifts you need this year. Trust us, you’ll both enjoy each and every one of these choices. Want these for yourself? Hey, you can always forward the link to your boo.
Sex toy jewelry from Unbound
On Valentine’s Day we all think of flowers, chocolate, and jewelry, right? Well, let’s take the jewelry up a notch. The new jewelry line from Unbound is not only gorgeous, but every item doubles as a sex toy. This collection has everything you never thought of: gold-plated handcuff bracelets, earrings that double as nipple clamps, a necklace that is also a whip, and more. Don’t sleep on Unbound this V-Day.
The WeVibe Sync is a high-tech, super fun couple’s toy (and it’s great for techies!). You can wear it during penetrative sex (!!)—it hooks inside the vagina and over the clitoris, kind of like a sexy clam. The toy even comes with an app so your partner can start pleasuring you from the other room. It’s the bionic sex toy of the here and now.
A luxury storage box from House of Plume
What do you get a woman who has every sex toy there is? Why, somewhere to put them, of course. The Moi Box Deluxe from House of Plume is a super chic pleasure product storage apparatus. These luxury boxes are designed specifically to house your sex toys—no more cardboard boxes under the bed for you, darling. Throw in a bottle of wine, and you've truly got the complete package. We prefer red, for obvious reasons.
Satisfyer Pro Deluxe
Would you care for a sex toy that simulates oral sex? Oh, you would? Well, look no further than the Satisfyer Pro Deluxe. This affordable, pocket-sized vibe is the surprise every clitoris-owning human will come to rely on. With a mix of suction and air, this tiny vibe will rock your world in a big, big way. Some women can even orgasm in less than 60 seconds. No joke.
Curious Couple’s Box
If you’re looking for something sexy but aren’t sure where to start, just get one of everything! Luckily, the Curious Couple’s Box from Pleasure Chest has everything you need. From sexy Truth or Dare cards, to a vibrator, to some light bondage gear, this box is definitely going to make your V-Day an O-Day.
B-Vibe's Rimming Plug, Petite
B-Vibe’s incredible products are the best way to get started with butt stuff. It’s Valentine’s Day. Now is as a good a time as any to get a bit sexually explorative. The petite plug is ideal for a novice—the vibrating base stimulates the nerve-rich opening of the anus without being too overwhelming.
Under the bed restraints
It’s the most romantic day of the year, so naturally you should tie your partner to the bed. These under the bed restraints from Babeland are easy to assemble, easy to use, and then are no problem to hide from company. You simply slip them under your mattress and voilà! You have your very own BDSM studio. The restraints are tied with velcro so they’re simple to take on and off—no getting trapped. Perfect for bondage beginners.
The Heart Dildo from Chakrubs
Crystals have been used centuries as a means to purify and sexually sanctify the womb space. That’s right, you know what we’re getting at: sex toys made of amethyst, jade, and rose stone. On top of that mystical magic, these toys freaking gorgeous. Chakrubs takes everything luxe about crystals and makes them sexy. These handcrafted crystal dildos are truly stunning—honestly, if you’re not going to put it up your vagina, just get one to look at instead. It’s worth it.
Instead of giving your partner a gold necklace this year, opt instead for a gold-plated (or rose gold plated) vibrator. The most perfect woman deserves the most perfect vibe. The super luxurious Crave Wink is perfect for couples, offering five powerful vibration settings for both clitoral and ball-play. Plus, it’s really, really pretty.