We know, we know. We're also bummed that we didn't get invited to Meghan Markle and Prince Harry's extravaganza of a royal wedding last week. The invite got lost in the mail, clearly. But the talented tech maestros behind the popular YouTube channel Bad Lip Reading gave us something to laugh about in our Windsor Castle absence, as the team dubbed some of the silliest words possible into the entire ceremony.
The lip reading is remarkably spot on, giving us a few gems like this "sermon" from the already iconic pastor Michael Curry: "My friends, dog food doesn't feel so gross to the starving man. If you want a hot dog, then you got to cook a hot dog. Put it on the stove! But you won't get enough. You won't get enough. Does it help you to eat this wiener thing? I don't think that it does. You know, I slipped and I fell into a coffin this weekend. No, I didn't. It was just a dream. It was just a dream. There wasn't a coffin, I said hooray, and you know what I felt like? The best squirrel in the hole. Let's all try to be the best squirrel in the hole!"
Or, who could possibly forget this memorable banter from Markle and her hubby while exchanging their vows? "I don't like the air in here, can you smell it? I just got a big whiff"; "It's definitely strange. It's pretty bad"; "You know, I have a surprise for you, it's a golden unicycle"; "I don't want that. That present is a fail." They really are modernizing the monarchy!
Come for the reaction shots of Camilla Parker Bowles, and stay for Prince Harry bragging about all of the giraffes he killed. It's a jolly good show!