Forget the NDA! Howard Stern is opening up about Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux's top-secret wedding last Wednesday, and he's not holding back. The shock jock dished all of the details from their stealthy celebration on his Sirius XM show this morning.
The radio personality told co-host Robin Quivers that he was one of the few people who knew the "birthday party" was actually a wedding, and that's because the couple asked him to speak at the reception. "I was so nervous [to talk about it]. They're so secretive, those two," he explained to Quivers, Us Weekly reports. He also said how the thought of speaking made him "miserable" but that, thanks to his complaints about the big day, he had guests laughing.
He also revealed that Jimmy Kimmel officiated the wedding. "Jimmy was the preacher," Stern shared. "He did a beautiful job. I didn't think he'd get through it. Jimmy's still depressed about that lion getting killed over in Africa...Ellen was mad that I made fun of Jimmy for crying."
And, of course, Stern had a few complaints regarding the seating and lack of cell phones. "They had these little tiny chairs. There was a table, and then you sit down and the chairs were like poufs, like little pillow poufs," he whined to Quivers. "I'm 6-foot-f--king-5! I'm a grown man!"
He added: "Why can't I have my cell phone? I don't want to take a picture of you two! I really don't. I want my cell phone so after I make this speech I can call my car and get the f--k outta here!" he recalled of his speech. "People were laughing at my misery."
"The irony is, I've been on vacation with those two, and they take pictures every f--king minute! They're constantly shooting pictures. But if I take a picture, I'm committing a sin!" he joked about the no cell phone policy.
But he has only positive things to say about Justin and Jen and their love. "I'm very friendly with Justin. I like him very much. I like him, I really admire him. I even said in my speech to them that if one of my daughters brought home a guy like Justin, I'd be very pleased. Except for the s--tty tattoos. Cause he's got some f--king weird ones... I complimented Justin's mother on raising such a wonderful son," he said. "I love him. I told Jennifer that she deserved a guy like this, because after all, she's been very sweet and generous with us. But Justin and his body. His abs, his ass. Look at him. I'm giddy over him!"
Another fun fact from the Aniston-Theroux affair? They shared a first dance to a Sia song. "It was very romantic," he shared. "We had a fun time. Great time."