Even if you don’t have Summer Fridays at work (we’re so, so sorry), you still have weekend sex to look forward to. Oh, and it doesn’t get dark until 9pm so, what could get you through the day better than the possibility of sex under a tree in your backyard after dinner?
When it’s warm outside, we have to take advantage of it. Don’t we all feel a little sexier in the summer? We’re wearing less clothes, the sun is out, and things feel a little more possible. What we’re saying is that it’s essentially our duty to mother earth to have sex outside.
If you need some creative places to get it on this summer, we’ve got 6 truly orgasmic ideas.
Happy trails, outdoor adventurers!
In an outdoor shower
Outdoor showers in the blazing summer heat are a godsend. After a day at the beach, when you're all hot and sticky, what could be more refreshing than a cold shower? Go a step further and use yours for sex. The cool water, hot make outs, and summer rays are a sexy AF combo.
We suggest sticking to hand jobs and oral, as there are few surfaces to use in an outdoor shower. If you have a bench or a seat, put one foot on the bench and use a wall as support. Have your partner enter you from behind.
Get the most out of your summer, you crazy kids.
In the woods
You’re going into the woods, literally. Broadway musical aside, the woods are a great place for sex. Be sure you stick to densely forested areas and keep an eye out for other people (and bears).
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Make sure to wear bug spray! No one needs a case of West Nile. When you get back home, check each other for ticks. We know, not the hottest suggestion, but we’re here to cover all the bases.
On a pontoon
Note we didn’t say “boat.” Pontoons are the best choice for sex because they move slowly and aren’t subject to rapid shifts on unpredictable seas/lakes/etc. Now, if you have an opportunity to do it on a yacht, obviously go for it, but a pontoon is a little more accessible for most of us. Plus, pontoons have super plush furniture, making them a great choice for sex.
If you’re anchored, make sure to take a look around before getting down. There can be the occasional passersby when you’re out on the lake for the day. Not everyone is stoked on an audience of drunk frat boys while they’re getting some, you know?
In a tent or cabin
Whether you’re a rugged camping aficionado or full-on glamping kind of person, having sex in a tent is kind of a summer must. Now, if you’re not one for mud, a cabin is also an acceptable choice. We suggest climbing inside a sleeping bag together if it’s nippy outside. Should it be unbearably hot, lay a sheet over your outdoor bedding and go to town.
The big problem we find with tent and cabin sex is peeing afterwards, a must for a healthy reproductive system. But hey, if you’ve got it in you to be a queen of the woods, you can handle squatting behind a tree after getting down and dirty.
On a roof deck
Having sex on a roof deck is like joining the Mile High Club without the plane. The cool breeze from high up is refreshing and erotic. Go ahead and take advantage of any and all deck furniture.
Just be sure if you’re attempting this move that the roof deck is either secluded or entirely private. You do not, for instance, want to give your partner a secret BJ on the roof deck of a popular hotel at happy hour. That is how security is notified and you get banned for life.
In your backyard
Your backyard is a private outdoor area where you can get it on without the worry of someone seeing you. We’re big fans of outdoor sex that doesn’t include the possibility of arrest. Grab a blanket and some pillows to create a bohemian love nest under a tree. You know you want to.
And if you have a hammock, they can be very fun for oral sex. Getting some head while you look at the stars? Yes, please. If you’re extra acrobatic, you can use the hammock like a sex swing, utilizing the propulsion to mimic thrusting, but we don’t recommend this move for beginners.