An Avocado-Themed Honeymoon Package Now Exists for You and Bae

You have guac to be kidding me

Updated 03/28/18

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If you thought avocado proposals were peak millennial, allow us to introduce you to the new avocado-themed vacation package offered at the Casa Velas resort in Puerto Vallarta, Mexico. Yes, it's extra (just like Chipotle's guacamole), but we wouldn't blame you if you and bae decided to switch up your honeymoon plans for this all-inclusive, avocado-infused getaway.

All month long, Casa Velas is celebrating Guacamania by turning the adults-only, 80-suite resort into a mecca for the avocado-obsessed. Guac-loving guests can enjoy an avocado-themed menu at the property's gourmet restaurant, Emiliano, that includes avocado burritos, avocado-chocolate mousse, avocado ceviche with mushrooms and jicama, waffles with avocado and walnut jam, avocado tiramisu, and more, according to Travel and Leisure. And when you and bae are soaking up the sun, you can munch on fresh, poolside guac thanks to the on-hand guacamologist (hello, new dream job) and cool off with avocado shaved ice. Cooking classes are also available, so you can learn how to incorporate your fave food into all your newlywed dinners at home. Don't forget to toast your new married status with an avocado and piña colada martini at the hotel bar. Cheers!

But that's not all! Looking to unwind from all that wedding-planning stress? The Casa Velas Lotus Spa has guac you covered with their avocado-themed treatments, including an exfoliating treatment with avocado skin, a yogurt and avocado body wrap, and a moisturizing avocado hair mask. This is truly a honeymoon that'll guac your world.

While Casa Velas's Guacamania avocado takeover lasts only through March, fear not: This avocado-themed vacation will return to the resort in September in honor of Mexico's Independence Day, making it the perfect honeymoon to follow a summer wedding. Cue up that avocado emoji: Your brunch besties with their avocado toast Instagrams are going to be so jealous.

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