Amazon Prime Day 2018 is here, everyone! This is NOT a drill. If you don’t know what Amazon Prime day is, well, let us enlighten you: It is only the holy grail of Amazon deal-days. It is the crème de la crème of opportunities to score expensive gear of all kinds for super discounted prices. Amazon Prime Day 2018 lasts from 3pm on July 16 until 3am on July 18.
This is not a shopping opportunity you want to miss. Because you know what Amazon has? Everything. Including vibrators.
Of course, when it comes to getting deals, we still have sex on the brain. We’re a bit apprehensive when it comes to buying sex toys on Amazon; there are some not-so-great vibrators made out of some not-so-great materials available for purchase. And we don’t want that for you.
So, we took care of the hard part. We’ve rounded up some of the best sex toys you can get on Amazon. We know the brands, you do the choosing for yourself! Approved and ready to plug in. Buzz buzz, baby!
And because we love our readers OH SO much, we have a special deal for you! Save up to 50% of select LELO products during Amazon Prime Day. Plus, receive a FREE Personal Moisturizer with LELO Product Purchase—just put the 75ML bottle into the cart, and enter code CONDEN18 at checkout. (The LELO sale lasts until 11:59 p.m. on 7/22 for extra shopping!)
JimmyJane Wand Massager
This awesome wand massager is the ultimate clit-stimulator. Perfect for beginners, it’s a high-quality, high-power favorite. You won’t be intimidated by this adorable toy, but you certainly will be satisfied.
SHOP NOW: Amazon, $125
LELO Sona Cruise
This clit toy uses pulsations rather than traditional vibration to offer an oral-sex like experience. This is not a toy you want to miss out on. Made from medical-grade silicone, you can enjoy this pleasure-inducing toy knowing it’s from the highest-quality materials.
We-Vibe Touch
This palm-sized, curved vibe is easy-to-use and surprisingly powerful. It’s sculpted shape and silk texture are ideal for everyday use. Plus, you can utilize for anywhere on the body. Whether you’re into nipple stimulation or ball sack play, you are good to go. Get it, girl.
SHOP NOW: Amazon, $49
LELO Hugo Prostate Massager
This luxury prostate massager will drive any penis-owning person crazy. The prostate is an infinite source of pleasure for men. Gently massage your partner’s butt hole before inserting the Hugo, well-lubed. It comes with a remote so you can control the vibrations while it is inserted. It will change the game. Use it on its own or during sex.
Womanizer Pro-40
The Womanizer is a true gift to women everywhere. We’re not exaggerating. With the combined use of suction and air, this toy simulates oral sex so accurately, you’ll think there’s a real person between your thighs. Some women have reported having orgasms in as little as 60 seconds. Trust us, this is worth the money.
SHOP NOW: Amazon, $95
LELO Nea 2
This vibrator is both elegant and powerful. It’s so incognito that even your in-laws would mistake it for a piece of decor. With eight different vibration patterns delivered through ABS-grade plastic, your clitoris will be a happy camper.
Magic Wand Original VIVA Kit
Now, this package is pretending that it’s a “body massager combo,” but we all know what a Magic Wand is (a vibrator). The Magic Wand has long been touted as the little black dress of vibrators. This large, powerful wand is a must-have cornerstone of any sex toy collection. But, don’t use the massage oil in this package as lube. That’s a rash waiting to happen.
SHOP NOW: Amazon, $51
(Or buy the original wand with an additional travel-sized wand for $59)
LELO Gigi 2
This wand vibrator is a true forever favorite. With powerful modes and a sleek body, it makes for mind-blowing orgasms. It is perfectly curved with a girthy head to offer maximum G-spot pleasure. But why stop there? You can always use it as a clitoral stimulator as well.
IMO Silicone Cock Ring
Cock rings work by restricting blood flow, allowing for stronger, longer-lasting erections. Plus, they feel amazing for both partners. This multi-purpose cock ring not only provides the classic c-ring benefits, but it also vibrates. Its raised head allows for clitoral stimulation during sex. You can even use it on your own as a clit-stimulator during foreplay.
SHOP NOW: Amazon, $26
LELO Adore Me Kit
As far as good deals go, you can’t do better than the LELO Adore Me kit. It comes with a silk blindfold and handcuffs, as well as a small pock-vibe. It’s a kinky delight wrapped up in a neat little box. It’s the best way to say, “I love you” this Prime Day. Enjoy!
Satisfyer Pro
The Satisfyer Pro is so incredible that it has the potential to turn you into squirter. No joke. It uses the same air and suction as a Womanizer to provide the feeling of oral sex. You just place the nozzle on your clitoris, wait for it, and BOOM! You have an orgasm. This vibrator is both high-quality and affordable.
SHOP NOW: Amazon, $75
Gigi Engle is a sex educator and writer living in Chicago. Follow her on Instagram and Twitter at @GigiEngle.
