Happy holidays, everyone! It's time to grab those last-minute gifts before the clock runs out. But instead of that scarf you likely planned on buying, why not give the gift of pleasure to your partner or to yourself? After all, sex toys are the gift that keeps on giving. Not only will you enjoy a sex toy, but your partner can get in on the fun, too. Trust us, it’s so much more festive and original than the same old gifts we give each other each year.
The only catch? Keep these gifts under the tree until you get home from your parents' house. They may not want to be that close to your sex life.
Here are our top six new sex toys that should be a must-buy this holiday season.
Ollie from Unbound
Every gal needs a wand vibe in her toy chest, but they are rather pricey. Luckily, Unbound makes adorable, affordable toys that get the job done (and then some).
Ollie, the brand's latest creation, is a wand vibrator you should absolutely add to your Christmas list this year. This toy has eight speeds and patterns, is 100% waterproof (meaning, bath-time safe), and is covered in fabulously soft medical grade silicone (the best you can get on the market). You can’t beat that!
Ollie makes a great stocking stuffer. [Insert gross joke about stuffing other things here.] But also, yes, that will probably happen.
Unbound Ollie: Buy it for $74.
Lovely 2.0 Cock Ring
Cock rings work by restricting blood flow to erections, leading to stronger, longer hard-ons (and more intense orgasms). You can also use vibrating cock rings with strap-ons for extra clit stimulation during play.
There are several smart vibrators out there, but Lovely 2.0 is a smart cock ring. It vibrates with a raised base for clitoral stimulation—something anyone with a clitoris will appreciate. It comes with an app so you can customize the vibrations to fit your desires. (Basically, you can have intercourse and have orgasms based on vibration patterns designed specifically for you.) The ring might go on him, but you’re the center of the show.
Lovely 2.0: Buy it for $139.
Lelo Indulge Me Pleasure Set
Maybe you want something a tiny bit more all-inclusive this Christmas? Something a little naughty?
Lelo’s sexy gift boxes come with a wide range of options, from luxe handcuffs to sexy bath roses. Our favorite is the "Indulge Me "box. It comes with a small, high-quality finger vibrator, a delightful feather tickler, and a sexy, red silk blindfold.
It will be a happy holiday for those looking to explore some light bondage and touch-sensory play. Have your partner blindfold you and run the tickler all over your body…before grabbing the vibrator.
Lelo, Indulge Me Pleasure Set: Buy it for $199.
Satisfyer Power Flower
The Satisfyer is known for its unique ability to provide simulated oral sex through vibration and suction. No, we are not joking. And now, Satisfyer is making bonafide vibrators that are on the same level as its suction toys.
The latest and greatest toy? The Power Flower. It offers 12 vibration programs combined with a flexible base, made of soft, body-safe silicone. The petals flutter against the clitoris in a way that blasts you into another universe. You can use it for clitoral and vaginal stimulation, meaning this toy might become the new staple of an orgasmic 2019. The '70s-inspired design is everything we dream of in a vibrator. It’s the flower-child sex toy we all deserve.
Satisfyer, Power Flower: Buy it for $50.
OHMIBOD, LoveLife G-Spot Cuddle Mini
G-spot toys are fabulous, but they can be quite, well, enormous. If you’re looking for something that can go with you anywhere, The LoveLife G-Spot Cuddle Mini is the toy for you.
It's waterproof, USB rechargeable, made from body-safe silicone, and offers intense vibration, while fitting in your Marry Poppins-style handbag. It's for the girl-on-the-go. You won’t have to live without internal stimulation on your next romantic getaway, at your parents house this holiday season, nor anywhere else for that matter.
OHMIBOD, LoveLife G-Spot Cuddle Mini: Buy it for $60.
Le Wand Petite
Wands are life, but they are definitely space-takers. Le Wand makes the most gorgeous, luxurious wand vibrator currently on the market. It is the crown jewel of any sex toy collection. It’s powerful, proudly feminist, and you only have to charge it every three months.
Le Wad Petite is the same wand we know and love, only smaller. It comes in white and a beautiful rose gold that we can’t get enough of. It’s the perfect Christmas gift for any woman who loves orgasms and la dolce vita.
Le Wand, Petite: Buy it for $135.