Ewww, gross. As much distaste as he has for the opposite sex we have a feeling he'll be changing his stance on the kissing — and marriage — matter by the time he reaches middle school. But for now all he really needs is a piping hot pizza and a brother who makes a hilarious YouTube vid sidekick (seriously, just watch him in the background lolz).
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