30+ Love Quotes for Him

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When you’ve met the man who is the love of your life, it’s only natural to want to celebrate. But what that looks like is different for every couple. It can be a romantic love letter overflowing with deep sentiments or wedding vows filled with light-hearted quips.

No matter what it is that you’re looking for, we’ve compiled a list of the best quotes for him on love and marriage filled with nuggets of humor and wisdom.

  1. “I love you. You annoy me more than I ever thought possible. But I want to spend every irritating minute with you.” — Unknown
  2. "You're the first boy I ever kissed… and I want you to be the last" — Sweet Home Alabama
  3. "Being a good husband is like being a stand-up comic. You need 10 years before you can call yourself a beginner." — Jerry Seinfeld
  4. “By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you will be happy. If you get a bad one, you will be a philosopher.” — Socrates
  5. "When I look at you, I can feel it. I look at you and I'm home." — Finding Nemo
  6. “Loving is not just looking at each other, it's looking in the same direction.” — Antoine de Saint-Exupéry
  7. “My most brilliant achievement was my ability to persuade my wife to marry me.” — Winston Churchill
  8. “Love, gratitude, compassion, because sometimes every man or every woman will drive their partner crazy.” — Goldie Hawn 
  9. “Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards.” — Benjamin Franklin
  10. "You're the moon of my life, that's all I know and all I need to know and if this is a dream I will kill the man who tries to wake me." — Game of Thrones
  11. "A simple 'I love you' means more than money." — Frank Sinatra
  12. “Don’t forget I’m just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to love her.” — Anna Scott, Notting Hill
  13. “'You might not have been my first love, but you were the love that made all the other loves irrelevant.” — Rupi Kaur
  14. "After about 15 years I finally figured out that she's always right. So surprisingly we just stopped fighting after that." — Barack Obama
  15. "I love her and it is the beginning of everything." — F. Scott Fitzgerald
  16. "I married for love but the obvious side benefit of having someone around to find my glasses cannot be ignored." — Cameron Esposito
  17. “You never lose by loving. You always lose by holding back.” — Barbara De Angelis
  18. “My wife and I have been married for 21 years, and without a doubt, the hardest times we've faced were those times when we hated each other.” — Andy Richter
  19. “I'm just a diaper-changing facility hooked up to a life-support system, but my wife, she's breakfast, lunch, and dinner. She's a human Denny's all day long ... and it never ends for her. She's the most beautiful Denny's you've ever seen though, I guarantee it.” — Ryan Reynolds
  20. "In all the world, there is no heart for me like yours. In all the world, there is no love for you like mine." — Maya Angelou
  21. "The central idea of love is not even a relationship commitment, the first thing is a personal commitment to be the best version of yourself with or without that person that you're with. You have to every single day—mind, body, and spirit—wake up with a commitment to be better," — Will Smith
  22. “The real lover is a man who can thrill you by kissing your forehead or smiling into your eyes or just staring into space.” — Marilyn Monroe
  23. “Marriage is not just spiritual communion and passionate embraces; marriage is also three-meals-a-day and remembering to carry the trash out.” — Joyce Brothers
  24. “All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt.” — Charles Schulz
  25. "Love is like a friendship caught on fire. In the beginning a flame, very pretty, often hot and fierce, but still only light and flickering. As love grows older, our hearts mature and our love becomes as coals, deep-burning and unquenchable." — Bruce Lee
  26. “I wasn’t expecting you. I didn’t think that we would end up together. The single most extraordinary thing I’ve ever done with my life is fall in love with you. I’ve never been seen so completely, loved so passionately and protected so fiercely.” — Beth Pearson, This Is Us 
  27.  "I would rather share one lifetime with you than face all the ages of this world alone." — J.R.R Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
  28. “I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.” — Rita Rudner
  29. "Before you marry a person you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet to see who they really are." — Will Ferrell
  30. “A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous.” — Ingrid Bergman
  31. "Husband secretly lowers the thermostat and I secretly turn it back up. We both vehemently deny touching it. Marriage is fun." — Stephanie Ortiz
  32. "Because I always say, if you're married for 50 years, and 10 of them are horrible, you're doing really good!" — Michelle Obama

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