It's only been seven months since Kanye West proposed to Kim Kardashian at AT&T Park in San Francisco, but it feels like it's been a lot longer. Between heavy social media activity, numerous TV appearances, and wedding rumors galore, a new story about Kimye's nuptials has popped up daily since Yeezy asked the queen of reality television to marry him.
Here's what we think will go down this weekend: The parents of nearly one-year-old North will tie the knot in front of about 100 guests in an intimate, yet opulent, wedding on May 24. A majority, if not all, of the event will be in France, and Kim will don a custom wedding dress for her third trip down the aisle.
Other than that, much of the wedding's details amounts to pure speculation including: Who will design Kim's wedding dress? What will it look like? Will the full wedding occur in France or Italy? Will Jay Z serve as best man? Will Beyoncé make an appearance? Who's even going? Will we get to see any of the wedding on TV?
With all of the hoopla surrounding their nuptials, you can't blame us for getting anxious as the clock winds down on their betrothal. But until the actual specifics are announced, we're dredging up some of the most ridiculous rumors we've read since the #worldsmosttalkedaboutcouple got engaged.
Click through to see all of the craziest Kimye wedding stories, and find out the real 411!