Speak now or forever hold your peace. Or hold your lunch, if this wedding is any example.
A minister was the cause of a wedding disruption, when she recently felt the need to upchuck during the bride's vows, ruining that once-in-a-lifetime moment. The results are horrifying, and we are sorry/pleased to inform you that yes, they are on video. Pretty sure the wedding videographer won't be adding this day to remember to his professional portfolio.
The video is beyond surreal to behold, particularly when you're watching it through the train-wreck lens of knowing exactly what's coming. From the very beginning, your eyes are torn from the bride (never a good sign) to the minister, who is barely keeping it together. Then there's the inevitable moment when it's clear that those efforts to do so are futile. She steps back, she spews...and then, after a beat, the bride continues with her vows.
As much as we would like to provide words of comfort to any of the parties involved for their handling of this situation, we honestly cannot stop gawking at the video long enough to do so. Listen, as far as we know, there's no talk of vomit being an explicitly bad wedding omen, so, hey, who's to say it's not a good one?
Watch the horror unfold, below.