Uh oh. After a steady stream of Kimye news in anticipation of their May 24 Parisian nuptials — from the contested venue, to the high-fashion shopping trips, dress design, and contested guest list — Kim Kardashian, the highly-publicized bride in question, took to Twitter to negate the whirlwind of wedding rumors.
Early this afternoon, Kim took to Twitter to address each and every rumored report, dedicating seven tweets to the subject. Here, in exact order, what Kim is saying about her wedding — straight from the source!
The tweet that started the stream of corrections: "Seeing so many different reports not gonna start disputing them all but a few I want to straighten out..."
Kimye may be able to skirt French residency laws after all: "1. We are not married yet!"
__There will be no televised special: __"2. We are not filming our wedding for Keeping Up With The Kardashians. You will see everything leading up til and after!"
Looks like a montage set to Kanye's music ("Bound 2", perhaps?) will serve as the only televised tidbits of the wedding: "As much as we would love to share these memories on camera, we've decided to keep this close to our heart & share thru photos"
They didn't invite the Obamas and every other celebrity known to man: "3. No guest list has been released. Seeing fake ones. Especially not 1600 people invited like I just read. Its VERY small & intimate"
The dress will somehow still be a surprise: "4. Seeing fake wedding dress pics of me. No one has seen my dress! Those photos are old or photo shopped."
One final plea: "That's its! Unless you hear it from us please don't believe nonsense!"
Well, we guess we'll have to wait until May 24 — or whatever other day Kim tweets out — to know the truth about Kimye's wedding. Until then, folks!