Last night's The Bachelor: Women Tell All special was packed with drama, emotion, and a couple of laugh-out-loud awkward moments. So, not all that different from any other episode from this season, in which hunky Iowa farmer Chris "Prince Farming" Soules has sought out an eligible suitress to propose to on next week's finale. Seeing as the return of sweetly-fake Britt, cunning Carly, creepy Kelsey, and all the other notable ladies brought out so many best (and worst) moments in everyone, we had to break down the episode by superlatives.
Most Likely to Be the Next Bachelorette
Kaitlyn, the Canadian dance instructor whom Chris unexpectedly sent home last week, all but has this locked up. Last night, she showed up in a flattering statement lip and a cute white crop top and skirt, all but sealing our belief that she'll be a stunning bride. Not only that, but she wisely kept her emotions in check when Chris showed up at the end of the episode, merely asking him where things went wrong. To top it all off? Chris himself gave Kaitlyn his vote for the next Bachelorette! "She's got a great personality," he wrote in his weekly blog for People.
Most Likely to Shed for the Wedding
Jillian, the news producer and self-proclaimed fitness freak who was sent home during week 4, adamantly stood up for her controversial pal Britt, especially in light of the negative on-camera comments Carly made during the season. Our favorite moment, though? When host Chris Harrison told her that she was "jacked up" and needed to calm down. We'd hire her to be our pre-wedding fitness coach!
Most Likely to Serenade Her Groom
Though Carly caught some heat for disparaging her friend-turned-competition Britt during many a confessional, she mostly gets a pass under the "I didn't come here to make friends" clause of reality TV world. Drama aside, we're still amazed at the cruise ship singer's impeccable voice, one we know will come in handy on her wedding day.
Most Likely to Plan a Bachelorette Party
Ashley S. was something of a wild card in her short run on this season of The Bachelor. Last night, Chris Harrison recounted his favorite bizarre moments of hers, from picking a pomegranate off of a tree, talking to a cat, and spying on the accounting department. Her eccentric antics aside, his plea for her to join Bachelor Pad (she has yet to accept the offer) reminds us that she also would be a perfect bachelorette party planner.
Most Likely to Give the Perfect Toast
Oh, Britt. She showed up last night in full red lip, gold dress, and shiny locks. No amount of primping could have prepared her for the negativity she'd receive in the hot seat; contestants immediately peppered her with digs about her insincerity and unhappiness with Chris's tiny hometown. Her performance in light of the criticisms was more than impressive, though. Her superhuman capability to maintain a flawless face of makeup while crying and neverending well of emotion could serve her well in writing a perfect maid-of-honor toast. Perhaps she can call on Kelsey to provide some impressive "big words"to fill in any blanks.