Defining characteristic: doesn't seem anything like a wedding
Ideal setting: nightclub or sleek hotel bar
Most expensive version would include: Cirque du Soleil performers
__You'll make do with:__belly dancers
__Colors seen:__cobalt and tangerine
__You'd wear:__something short or tight, edgy, and one-of-a-kind, akin to the above Angel Sanchez number
On bridesmaids: vintage
__Invitations:__anything from Hammerpress
Serving style and menu: passed heavy hors d'oeuvres and cocktails, dessert buffet, espresso bar
__On tables:__pillar candleholders wrapped in funky-patterned papers and filled with battery powered tea lights
Reception music: is by the area's hottest club DJ
__Cake would be:__chocolate inside and out, with ironic vintage topper
Extra entertainment: a Tarot card reading
__After-party:__There is no "after." This is the party.
On their way out the door, guests overheard saying: "That was a blast."