How to be the best wife

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mrspinky Posts : 3,773 Registered: 3/14/08
Re: How to be the best wife
Posted: Feb 19, 2009 5:09 PM Go to message in response to: kelleyiskelley

Ha ha Kelley, I smell fresh material for you....I knew you'd love it. I think Mr. K would enjoy it more....

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Nalamienea Posts : 2,924 Registered: 6/13/08
Re: How to be the best wife
Posted: Feb 19, 2009 5:15 PM Go to message in response to: mrspinky

Hey, if the slave thing works for them, then go for it! I'm have a feeling it didn't work for most people in 1950 though. LOL

 

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mrspinky Posts : 3,773 Registered: 3/14/08
Re: How to be the best wife
Posted: Feb 19, 2009 5:17 PM Go to message in response to: Nalamienea

I've done role playing but no way in hell would I go through all of that just for some.

Mrs. Pinky

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Nalamienea Posts : 2,924 Registered: 6/13/08
Re: How to be the best wife
Posted: Feb 19, 2009 5:30 PM Go to message in response to: mrspinky

LOL Pinky!! I have a feeling that takes a very special kind of person. LOL

 

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mrspinky Posts : 3,773 Registered: 3/14/08
Re: How to be the best wife
Posted: Feb 19, 2009 5:35 PM Go to message in response to: Nalamienea

Yeah. A wife! ha ha just kidding.

Mrs. Pinky

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MisterKelley Posts : 258 Registered: 7/11/08
Re: How to be the best wife
Posted: Feb 19, 2009 6:21 PM Go to message in response to: mrspinky

I thought I'd comment on this while I've got my wife out in the kitchen making dinner. Ok I just want everyone to know that this thread is totally full of win!!!! Aunt of the bride sure knows how to articulate, and her suggestions are right on. I'd like to add a few more things if I may.

When your husband comes home from a hard day at the office, it is considered undesirable for wives to mention any disiplinary actions upon the children which she may feel he needs to address. In fact if you can refrain from mentioning that he has any children at all, that would be even better.


It is considered in poor taste to ask your husband for any additional money beyond that of which he already provides you. He works hard for the amount he receives and for you to frivolously waste it on material things for yourself as opposed to suppling him with his desired things shows that you do not respect the position he has attained. Remember it is he which provides you with food,shelter and clothing. You do not need anything else.


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Nalamienea Posts : 2,924 Registered: 6/13/08
Re: How to be the best wife
Posted: Feb 19, 2009 6:28 PM Go to message in response to: MisterKelley

LOL What??? I thought my job WAS to spend his money! Silly me!

 

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kennysoldwife Posts : 3,859 Registered: 4/28/07
Re: How to be the best wife
Posted: Feb 19, 2009 6:32 PM Go to message in response to: MisterKelley

I do believe I had it all wrong all this time. No wonder my first marriage didn't work out. I am suprised my husband has stayed with me this long. Afterall there is no way in this world or the next I could even pretend to do these things. Kenny is lucky if I cook dinner twice a week.

 

 

 

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Rose217 Posts : 474 Registered: 8/9/08
Re: How to be the best wife
Posted: Feb 19, 2009 11:23 PM Go to message in response to: kennysoldwife

I better start taking notes on this stuff and practice before the wedding! Let's see... 1. Must learn how to darn socks. 2. Should purchase long sleeve full length nightgown because dear husband will appreciate my modesty. 3. WillI go in the bathroom ahead of him just to raise the toilet seat.

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myra Posts : 5,550 Registered: 3/28/06
Re: How to be the best wife
Posted: Feb 19, 2009 11:29 PM Go to message in response to: Rose217

Welcome to the Stepford Wives! But why do I have a sneaking suspicion that some husbands out there would just love this kind of treatment?
myra at www.classysassyweddings.com

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CountryPrincess Posts : 673 Registered: 9/25/08
Re: How to be the best wife
Posted: Feb 19, 2009 11:57 PM Go to message in response to: myra

hahahaa. If I had dinner made every night when FH got home, he'd beg me to stop. lol. I am the WORSE cook. I know there were wives back in 1950 that couldn't cook, my grandmother was one of them ... wonder what they did? I should call her and ask...

Oh dear! FH just got home and the house isn't picked up. Better get to my wifely duties!


"I don't care how much it hurts. I don't care if its a brick wall disaster. I'd rather fight with you everday than be happy for one second with anyone else." <3

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Mushaboo Posts : 2,165 Registered: 3/22/08
Re: How to be the best wife
Posted: Feb 20, 2009 12:09 AM Go to message in response to: mrspinky

What? Slight moan? If he even thinks about blowing his load before I'm done, then he's going to hear a lot more than a slight moan. Sorry, that was graphic and very unwife like of me.


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MrsMcCain Posts : 580 Registered: 10/24/07
Re: How to be the best wife
Posted: Feb 20, 2009 11:07 AM Go to message in response to: Mushaboo

It is crazy that some people actually use to think and live like this and that women thought that their husbands needs and desires mattered way more then theirs. Not in my world, lol. I'm very glad to be a working woman and I am able to carry my own if I needed to.

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kelleyiskelley Posts : 11,590 Registered: 7/2/06
Re: How to be the best wife
Posted: Feb 20, 2009 11:30 AM Go to message in response to: Mushaboo

mushaboo wrote:

What? Slight moan? If he even thinks about blowing his load before I'm done, then he's going to hear a lot more than a slight moan. Sorry, that was graphic and very unwife like of me.

LOL. That was hysterical.

Oh and BTW Misterkelley - I hope you enjoyed that dinner of grilled cheese sandwich I made you last night, and the freshly made Little Debbie Snack Cake dessert. Im sure it was freshly made - at some point.


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mrspinky Posts : 3,773 Registered: 3/14/08
Re: How to be the best wife
Posted: Feb 20, 2009 12:00 PM Go to message in response to: kelleyiskelley

So is anyone up for writing the "How to be the best husband" throwback?

Mrs. Pinky

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