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JUST FOR FUN: Things You Hate! (NWR but good for Stress)

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Mushaboo Posts : 2,166 Registered: 3/22/08
Re: JUST FOR FUN: Things You Hate! (NWR but good for Stress)
Posted: Feb 14, 2010 8:51 PM Go to message in response to: kelleyiskelley

Kelley, feel free to use anything you like. Whatever makes you famous quicker is fine with me! I especially hate that woman for claiming that she had ZERO plastic surgery. I hear neither did Heidi Montag.

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kelleyiskelley Posts : 11,593 Registered: 7/2/06
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Posted: Feb 16, 2010 12:06 PM Go to message in response to: Mushaboo

Mush,ill let youknow if I add that to my comedy set. Right now I have a huge audition with the producers of Last Comic Standing comiing up next month, so Im trying to decide what my strongest TWO minuts of material are....since I only get 2min. of standup, which is so hard. After that, Ill start writing some newer stuff to add in.

I hate pointless pussy snow. Thats whats outside right now. Little tiny miniscule snowflakes .... they are stupid. I call it pussy snow. Its not real snow. Its lame. If its gonna snow, SNOW!!!!!

I also hate the gps womans voice. Everytime she says "turn right,then....turn right" I wanna bash her in the head with a baseball hat. But she doesnt have a head .

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starfish701 Posts : 465 Registered: 12/10/08
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Posted: Feb 16, 2010 12:32 PM Go to message in response to: kelleyiskelley

Last comic standing?!?!? Thats so exciting, I love that show! Good luck!
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Mrslinnben Posts : 2,286 Registered: 6/4/07
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Posted: Feb 16, 2010 1:07 PM Go to message in response to: starfish701

I had our cable company call last night....They were trying to get us to buy the All in 1 Package (internet & tv)...He asked for Mr or Mrs LinnBen, and I said the is Mrs...Then conversation goes like this:

Him: How are you tonight Mrs. LNB,

Me: Fine.

Him: Great...We are offering you these great deals..........(he goes his script and I have to admit he did do a great job...but...) so which one can I sign you up for?

Me: None

Him: What, none....sounding very surprised.

Me: No, I'm not interested.

Him: Why.

Me: I'm happy with the carriers that I have now and I don't want to change.

Him: Can I ask who your carriers are?

Me: No.

Him: Why.

Me: Because I don't want to reveal it.

Him: We can save you hundreds of dollars. I understand you don't want to reveal your carrier. What can I do to get you one of these plans.

Me: Nothing. I'm not interested, because I'm locked into a contract (little white lie).

Him: Well, if you change your mind please call this number 800-xxx-xxxx.

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bosoxgirl Posts : 231 Registered: 2/3/10
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Posted: Feb 16, 2010 4:10 PM Go to message in response to: kelleyiskelley

Annoyed that the woman I work with is basically planning her wedding from work..

everything she orders is being sent to our job... so she is showing EVERYONE her stuff...

NO ONE CARES!

 

  

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Beeble Posts : 307 Registered: 11/19/09
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Posted: Feb 16, 2010 4:33 PM Go to message in response to: bosoxgirl

I hate that 2 of the guys in my office of 10 are planning their weddings from work. They both started dating their FW's after my SO and I started dating(we are not engaged), They proposed last summer, the girls showed off their rings at our company christmas party, and now stand in the office next to me and talk about all their planning details.

I'd love to be in the same boat but I'm not and it's driving me crazy!

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NJ4Life Posts : 3,358 Registered: 8/10/07
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Posted: Feb 16, 2010 4:44 PM Go to message in response to: kelleyiskelley

Sometimes I could take Garmin and throw her out the window if she says "turn right" one more time. I hear you Kelley. It;s like I am at a RED LIGHT Garmin--are you encouraging me to break the law?! SHUT UP!

And I have so many hates about the grocery store. I am a belt nazi. I line everything up in the same order everytime I go. There is a reason for this. I don't want to hog the belt, and I like like-items in each bag so putting it away is easier. I cannot STAND IT when people just throw their shit on the belt. They will have like 10 items and they are spread over the ENTIRE LENGTH of the belt. Not permitting anyone else to start lining stuff up. That just drives me insane.

I also hate people who literally run through & around my office. Like something is on freaking fire. What is THAT important that you need to sprint from your desk to the copier?? I work here too, believe me, I know NOTHING is THAT important.

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PharmToxGirl Posts : 5,462 Registered: 8/30/07
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Posted: Feb 17, 2010 8:34 AM Go to message in response to: NJ4Life

I hate that I seem to be coming down with a sinus infection.

 

 

 

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CheetahAngel Posts : 2,017 Registered: 11/29/08
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Posted: Feb 17, 2010 12:24 PM Go to message in response to: NJ4Life

NJ4Life your post made me laugh! People walk around here really fast too where I work as if the place was on fire. The whole floor vibrates and all you hear is their walking "boom, boom, boom". Not sure what the big rush is but it sure isn't anything important haha.

 

                           
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bosoxgirl Posts : 231 Registered: 2/3/10
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Posted: Feb 18, 2010 2:37 PM Go to message in response to: CheetahAngel

Today, a co-worker wanted food from Taco Bell and I instantly got a craving for it. Another co-worker (who is now on a diet frenzy) looks up the calorie content of the food that I said I wanted to get. I told her nicely, "Please dont tell me the calorie content. I really don't care." What does she do? BAM. "You're eating 600 calories just for lunch!"

Seriously???

 

  

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kelleyiskelley Posts : 11,593 Registered: 7/2/06
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Posted: Feb 18, 2010 11:35 PM Go to message in response to: bosoxgirl

Bosox that is sooo annoying, I hate when anyone comments on my food choices or calories or whatever, when I didnt ask them. Ick.

And MrsM, your post made me laugh, there is always at least one office douchebag like that who has to comment about everything thats said, and always have the last word. What a tool. That would drive me mental and I would stop cc ing them on all emails.

Tonight I hate being sooo tired yet cannot sleep. Trouble sleeping lately, insomniac.
Also hate when i buy lettuce and it goes bad /get brown literally like 2 days later. Really? Im supposed eat an entire thing of spring mix in a day and a half? Grrr nothing is ever fresh around here. Its so hard to eat healthy. Too expensive and not fresh enough.

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NJ4Life Posts : 3,358 Registered: 8/10/07
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Posted: Feb 19, 2010 9:56 AM Go to message in response to: kelleyiskelley

OMG I hate that about my Acme!! The procude always goes bad so fast. I will buy peppers and 2 days later, they are starting to rot already. I dont know how much money I have wasted buying this stuff, only to throw it out. Thakfully we have a farmers market down the road so in the summer, we go there and get fresh picked stuff. But til then..Acme it is! And I hate them (See my post about the checkout belt!)

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NessaRae615 Posts : 675 Registered: 9/23/08
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Posted: Feb 19, 2010 12:25 PM Go to message in response to: NJ4Life

I hate how overwhelming the thought of re-enrolling in school is!

I hate that I have no idea what I want to be when I grow up.

I hate that I am always so tired and can't seem to get enough sleep, not matter what.

I hate that I can motivate myself to work for 5 hours, but I think I can pull off full time school and 2 part time jobs.

I second pinky's hate of taxes.

I hate technically being self employed.


 

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happydefiant1 Posts : 223 Registered: 7/9/09
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Posted: Feb 19, 2010 1:17 PM Go to message in response to: NessaRae615

I hate the dredded monthly visitor. I can't have kids, so really, is she necessary?!?! Why does she keep showing up to torment me? I also hate that I have to pretend to happily function during these few days. Women should receive paid time off during this time and not have to leave the house if they don't want to. Everyone would be happier then!

 

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SMGray Posts : 84 Registered: 1/2/10
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Posted: Feb 21, 2010 7:01 PM Go to message in response to: happydefiant1

I'm in a mood today...this seems like the thread for me. I hate:

People who start an insult by saying "no offense but" or end it with "just kidding".... also who tell you they "can't help being honest." "Honestly" telling me my skin doesn't look that great this week or my jeans seem a little tighter, or my shirt doesn't match my shoes is RUDE, it may be honest, but that doesn't mean I asked you or that I want to hear it!

Terms of endearment used by random strangers: I am not your honey, babe.

The weather channel... it's never right! My local weather, because there is nothing local to upstate NY about PORTUGAL, so stop telling me about their high pressure system.

People who come to my house, knowing I have 5 dogs, and complain about my dogs. They live here- you don't.

Stores that put sale stuff on only ONE side of the rack and have non sale stuff on the other side- the rack said "75% off", "not 75% off 50% of the merchandise on this rack."

When I go out to dinner and order something off the menu, and someone sitting at my table says "ewww, you like that?!" I hate this even more when someone takes a bite off my plate and says "ugh, gross."

"And so I come, to be the one, who's always standing close to you."- Van Morrison

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