COMMERCIALS YOU HATE Take 2

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NJ4Life Posts : 3,358 Registered: 8/10/07
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Posted: Nov 4, 2009 3:11 PM Go to message in response to: NJ4Life

KELLEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'M BAAAAACK. (spoken like Carol Anne in the Poltergiest)

Ok what commercial could have possibly ressurected this old ass post?? I'm sure you are ALL wondering!!!

The Dove commercial!! Do your eyes sit wide...etc? Sang like "do your ears hang low?"

I mute this shit everytime it's on. The song bothers me, the lyrics are RIDICULOUS and the women...dont even get me started. Look, I am ALL for showing people on TV who aren't celebrity beautiful...but I really dont wanna see homely looking women with giant teeth singing about their wide hips and freckly chests.

Also there is a nose spray commercial for Omnaris. And its like these computer generated men holding up a nose spray to a giant CG nose and they go "Omnaris to the nose!!". DH HATES this commercial, so we mute that one as well. It's very popular during Jeopardy. It urks me!!!

And on Saturday or Sunday night as I am dozing during the World Series, I swear I heard a Christmas commercial for some show in the area. I twitched.

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kelleyiskelley Posts : 11,590 Registered: 7/2/06
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Posted: Nov 4, 2009 3:31 PM Go to message in response to: NJ4Life

HAHAHAHA!!!! I love this thread!!! It gives me such great material for my stand up routines. Cuz I talk about commercials ALL THE TIME onstage, so its fun to test out the stuff here.

I hate.............


Black Taco??? Black taco!!!! I seriously want to shoot that annoying man in the face. He is super annoying and makes me never again want tacos. And its not black, its a freakin blue corn taco, if you wanna be technical about it. And so what if its a black taco? Who freakin cares? That somehow makes it better or more mysterious? Its a freakin taco. I dont care what color it is.


I put this one on facebook awhile ago, lol, but I hate hate hate that newest VIAGRA ad with the silver haired dude who is walking around talking to his own image in the window about his erectile dysfuntion. And then HIGH FIVING his own image ..... sorry, but if you are high fiving yourself in a store window , you have bigger issues than a limp dick. See a shrink immediately.

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NJ4Life Posts : 3,358 Registered: 8/10/07
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Posted: Nov 4, 2009 3:51 PM Go to message in response to: kelleyiskelley

LOL the black taco! I thought the same thing...its blue. And blue corn chips do not taste any different than regular white ones, so I dont see the big freaking deal. However I never eat Taco Bell so I really don't care!

Thank goodness the political commercials are done with now. I couldnt take those either. Yes, I;m sure a new Governor, or ANY governor, is going to take away my mammograms. B/c THAT's the first change they should make in this shit state.

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starfish701 Posts : 465 Registered: 12/10/08
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Posted: Nov 4, 2009 4:08 PM Go to message in response to: NJ4Life

I HATE election commercials. Arg I live in DC I don't care who is running for Governor of VA. The both seemed crappy in my opinion and their commercials made me want to punch both of them. I was supper mad when this morning, its the day after the election and the commercials are STILL running.


I don't get the blue taco either.
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MrsHF Posts : 368 Registered: 10/12/07
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Posted: Nov 5, 2009 3:28 PM Go to message in response to: kelleyiskelley

I too have said who cares to the black taco.

Kelley, I've not seen the high fiving Viagra guy but it sounds stupid. I do hate the Cialis commercial where the guy's talking about how he and his wife started strolling yadda yadda and then I tried Cialis and our strolling just stopped. Ok buddy, try to look a little happy that you're GETTING SOME! I swear, he looks like his dog died. You'd think he'd have the high school marching band playing in the background. But I digress.....

Another commercial that I hate and can not watch (I will close my eyes or DH will turn it off) is the one for Cadbury Dairy Milk (I think - like I said I can't watch it) with the 2 kids doing all sorts of facial contortions. Sorry, that is not going to make me run out and buy your chocolate, but it does make me want to throw something at my TV.
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mrspinky Posts : 3,773 Registered: 3/14/08
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Posted: Nov 16, 2009 2:46 PM Go to message in response to: kelleyiskelley

Wow Kelley I just saw that BK ad and it made me want to gag. Not b/c of the sexually oral reference but b/c they litterally used fast food as sexual and in that context...GROSS!

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August28th Posts : 153 Registered: 1/28/09
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Posted: Nov 19, 2009 10:37 PM Go to message in response to: mrspinky

A commercial I hate is a yogurt commercial (I think it's like "Light and Active" or "Light and Fit", something like that) where this woman is shopping and she's pushing her cart by the yogurt section and she picks one up and sticks it on her mouth and sucks the yogurt out of the cup. The cup falls and she wipes her face with this sheepish look. I HATE this commercial, it makes me sick to my stomach, it's just disgusting! I mean, who would suck yogurt out of the cup like that, so gross. Anyway, that's all I can think about right now, I know there are more though. This is a fun thread!


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FutureMrsDJLeo Posts : 615 Registered: 2/26/09
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Posted: Nov 20, 2009 1:59 AM Go to message in response to: August28th

I hate the smokey the bear commercials! I don't know why, but the way he talks and move when he says "Only you can prevent wildfires" creeps me out! And they have to play them on every channel, back to back!

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NJ4Life Posts : 3,358 Registered: 8/10/07
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Posted: Dec 3, 2009 9:49 AM Go to message in response to: NJ4Life

Yes Virginia there is a Santa Claus

No Virginia there is not. So get your ugly close up mug off my TV. And get a glove that fits your damn hand!

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mrspinky Posts : 3,773 Registered: 3/14/08
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Posted: Dec 3, 2009 7:46 PM Go to message in response to: NJ4Life

I just messaged Kelley about two commericals I saw last night:

Have you seen the one where the man pays the babysitter w gum? And she's all like of course you can pay me in gum! Psh! In THIS economy you better be handing over cash...or sex. Lol.

Idk if I'm just watching the right channel or what but I just watched this totally staged & unconvincing commercial for zestra. Its a topical application for female stimulation. You've got to google it!

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August28th Posts : 153 Registered: 1/28/09
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Posted: Dec 11, 2009 7:39 PM Go to message in response to: mrspinky

I hate the Beggin' Strip commercial where the dog is just screaming, "BACON!! It is sooo irritating, I can't imagine people NOT muting this one :P
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mrspinky Posts : 3,773 Registered: 3/14/08
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Posted: Jan 13, 2010 1:25 PM Go to message in response to: August28th

Has anyone else seen the Carl's Jr commerical for the new Grilled Chicken Salad that has Kim Kardasian in it? It's on the verge of gagworthy. I couldn't b/l I saw this on TV. Did NOT make me want a salad...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cYWQ5sX0-5Q

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mrspinky Posts : 3,773 Registered: 3/14/08
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Posted: Jan 13, 2010 1:37 PM Go to message in response to: mrspinky

I'm very surprised this hasn't made it on this thread yet but the Taco Bell "Drive thru diet" commerical pisses me off. It's using Subway and WeightWatchers skills to make consumers think that eating "healthy" at taco bell will help you lose weight. REALLY? I'm not against making healthier decisions at fast food places if you chose to eat there but I'm not convinced it will HELP you LOSE weight...that's just bullshit to me.
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NJ4Life Posts : 3,358 Registered: 8/10/07
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Posted: Jan 13, 2010 1:46 PM Go to message in response to: mrspinky

Yea it pisses me off too b/c it's preying on the ignorance of most Americans when it comes to fast food. I think its great that Taco Bell is offering lower calorie food, however I've never once eaten at one and I will tell you why. so many interviews I've read with people who have lost a significant amount of weight are asked: what do you miss most about your old eating habits? They're answer is ALWAYS Taco Bell! So I just stay away from it for fear of becoming morbidly obese! Not to say I don't chow down on Wendys at least twice a week!

I'm hating the commercial for Nurtisystem with that woman Amy and Marie Osmond. Amy lost 28 lbs, good for her, however they show her in a bathing suit and its like borderline scary. SHe's all muscly and unattractive. And don't get me started on Marie...she looks like a giraffe.

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kelleyiskelley Posts : 11,590 Registered: 7/2/06
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Posted: Jan 13, 2010 2:56 PM Go to message in response to: NJ4Life

YES! Marie looks sooo weird in that ad, a giant giraffe is right, lol, and shes got a pile of makeup on or something so her face looks all bizarre and clownlike.

I dont know why, but I HATE all the ads with Brooke Shields where she talks on and on about her being a mom and makes smarmy comments about how BUSY her life is... I think its for Crest or something, cant remember, but shes done about 4 ads for them and theyre all the same with her talking all condescending about how "Im a mom and between my moderling career and my spokesperson career and chasing around my kids....I have no time to breathe" Again not sure why, but shes so annoying in those ads. Like shes the only person on earth to ever have a child and a job. Whatever.

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