NWR: Movies in the bedroom, if you get my drift

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stillgroovin Posts : 238 Registered: 11/12/07
NWR: Movies in the bedroom, if you get my drift
Posted: Aug 31, 2008 10:07 PM

WARNING: This post is a little scandalous, for those faint of heart. 

OK, so my DH and I, let's just say, like the idea of watching a movie every now and then as foreplay. However, I'm having a really hard time finding anything that isn't completely ridiculous.

The more normal ones (ie made for guys), are just so silly I have to laugh. The positions look horribly uncomfortable for the women, and the way the men try to "pleasure" them is, well, obviously not pleasing at all.

Then there are the ones supposedly for women, but those are just as ridicuously fake! I mean come on, the simulated sex sessions are so outrageously fake, there's no way I could be turned on by it!

So basically, I was wondering if any of you guys knew of some good adult movies. Ones that aren't absolutely ridiculous, and preferably something that looks believable.  Thanks for any suggestions!


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Mushaboo Posts : 2,165 Registered: 3/22/08
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Posted: Aug 31, 2008 10:42 PM Go to message in response to: stillgroovin

Honestly, I've yet to find an adult film that doesn't make me giggle my butt off.  I would check out this site. http://www.avnawards.com/  It's the adult film awards website.  I'm sure there's a reason that those films and actors win their awards.  Perhaps, if you browse through the winners, you'll find a higher class film.  Just a thought.

My ex never did like American adult films.  He always preferred the British films.  He said that they were less tacky.  Just another thought.  I just want to know why all the male actors are always TERRIBLE looking.  They're never hot.  There's no way half those guys could ever bag those chicks in real life.

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kelleyiskelley Posts : 11,590 Registered: 7/2/06
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Posted: Aug 31, 2008 11:28 PM Go to message in response to: stillgroovin

I have no real suggestions for you -mainly because I agree with you. Porn movies make me laugh, they dont turn me on. Ever. I never understood how guys can look past ALL the fakeness going on and actually get turned on by any of it. Im too busy analyzing it and going,"Oh cmon now - those boobs are like water balloons!" etc etc. And yes - the men??? They all have that awful "70's porn moustache" and yucky hairy skinny bodies - they are NEVER attractive. Just gross. The only ones that dont make me laugh end up pissing me off because they are so degrading to women. And yeah - theres a woman out there who creates "female adult movies" - meaning, she produces them. I think her name is Candida Royalle. I saw one of those and it still made me laugh because they tried to make a storyline out of it and THEN they get it on. It was like watching an Afterschool Special and then suddenly people are naked.

I just dont like porn I guess. Luckily DH doesnt seem to be all that into it either.

Sorry that wasnt much help LOL.


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newsjunkie Posts : 3,417 Registered: 3/30/06
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Posted: Aug 31, 2008 11:52 PM Go to message in response to: kelleyiskelley

Isn't "Candida" the scientific name for a yeast infection?  I could be wrong but I know it is something medical and icky- ew!  lol  (Thought you would appreciate knowing that Kelley, lol) 

I remember hearing one time about some formula to come up with your own porn name.  Something about using the name of the street you grew up on and the name of your first pet.  That would make me Janet Smeagol- not very sexy, I'm afraid.  Hopefully I'm wrong! lol

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kelleyiskelley Posts : 11,590 Registered: 7/2/06
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Posted: Aug 31, 2008 11:57 PM Go to message in response to: newsjunkie

No,youre right. Thats the formula. Your first pets name with the first street you ever lived on. Some say its your Porn Name or Stripper Name. Well mine is Tori Taylor. Pretty cool actually. Too bad I have no desire to be a porn star LOL.

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PharmToxGirl Posts : 5,446 Registered: 8/30/07
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Posted: Aug 31, 2008 11:57 PM Go to message in response to: newsjunkie

NJ - YES! I thought the same thing when I read about "Candida".  And yes, it's a yeast infection.

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stillgroovin Posts : 238 Registered: 11/12/07
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Posted: Sep 1, 2008 12:44 AM Go to message in response to: PharmToxGirl

mushaboo - no, it's worse now! The men are shaved - EVERYWHERE! It is the weirdest thing ever. I almost wish they had those porno mustaches. 

Now they look like - hmm, well, no one I would ever want to go on a date with, that's for sure.

The porn name formula doesn't really work well for me - I grew up in the country, so my name would be Sammie 200N - soooo sexy! 

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MrsReno Posts : 314 Registered: 12/21/07
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Posted: Sep 1, 2008 7:17 AM Go to message in response to: newsjunkie

"(Candida) of parasitic fungi that resemble yeasts, occur especially in the mouth, vagina, and intestinal tract where they are usually benign but can become pathogenic, and have been grouped with the imperfect fungi but are now often placed with the ascomycetes;" Marriam Webster

My porn name would be Lisa Rusty... That just sounds disgusting! Haha!


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Nalamienea Posts : 2,924 Registered: 6/13/08
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Posted: Sep 1, 2008 8:17 AM Go to message in response to: MrsReno

In my neck of the woods it was your middle name and then the name of the street you grew up on, which would make me Ashley Hamilton. Watch for me in theatres! hehehe

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kennysoldwife Posts : 3,859 Registered: 4/28/07
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Posted: Sep 1, 2008 10:43 AM Go to message in response to: Nalamienea

using the two formulas I would be Duchess Bradley or Denise Bradley.  Duchess just sounds so much more of a stripper, porn star.

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Scheherazade Posts : 107 Registered: 3/12/07
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Posted: Sep 1, 2008 11:35 AM Go to message in response to: kennysoldwife

I agree. Porn for men is just hilarious. Porn for women is hilarious too, to me. It's like, I'm trying watch porn here, why is there BACKSTORY? LOL. And they never show anything!! I don't believe those two (or three, or whatever) people are really having sex! They're just grinding all over each other.

And my name would be Kitty County Road 27! I guess it doesn't work for country people.


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Mushaboo Posts : 2,165 Registered: 3/22/08
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Posted: Sep 1, 2008 12:01 PM Go to message in response to: stillgroovin

Ok, using the street and pet name formula, I would be Velvet Airport.  That's it.  I think I'm changing my screen name.  lol

SG- I'm not opposed to being shaved everywhere.  It's actually a preference of mine over 4 inch thick body hair.  I saw this one film.  Oh, this is gross.  The man went downtown and his face literally disappeared because there was so much hair.


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projectmrscole Posts : 546 Registered: 12/29/07
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Posted: Sep 1, 2008 12:28 PM Go to message in response to: Mushaboo

We used to use that same formula to get our stripper/porn star names. Except I think we always did it in the opposite order with our first pets name and than the street we grew up on. Anyway, my name always came out to be ROXY BONANZA. 

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BoysMissLady Posts : 932 Registered: 1/18/07
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Posted: Sep 1, 2008 12:59 PM Go to message in response to: stillgroovin

This discussion is funny.  lol!  My BF has quite a collection of porn.  Sometimes we watch them together.  Sometimes I'll watch them alone, b/c my re-coop time is a lot faster than his.  But I prefer movies that have some sort of a plot and they are just not random sex acts.

 

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dyminbride Posts : 87 Registered: 5/6/08
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Posted: Sep 1, 2008 2:22 PM Go to message in response to: BoysMissLady

This is a great post!  My Friend has the funniest porn I have ever seen.  It is a cartoon porn called Jackoff and the BEANSTALK.  There is this frog that gets hard ons and jack does the giants wife and the magic harp is all horny.  It cracks me up.  We don't watch porno in our house not that we wouldnt but every time we tired we both would just look at each other and bust out laughing.  Iused to watch them with my guy friends and we would mute the sound and I would commentate.  It is acutally pretty fun to do.  You can really take something that is almost so ridiculous and turn it into a game.  Then you turn the sound on and see what they really said in the scene and sometimes it is dead on!

 

That is my porn experience.

 

My Porn name would be Tisme Yorkdale, Not very sexy LOL


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