Old Hag Thread

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Bride2008 Posts : 3,058 Registered: 3/28/06
Old Hag Thread
Posted: Aug 1, 2008 10:16 AM

Ok, so it has been implied that those of use who are more than 15 minutes old or already married are old hags who don't know how to have a good time...

I would like to say WITH PRIDE that my name is Bride2008, I will be married in 2 and a half months and I am an old hag. Would anyone else like to join me?


 

"I came here tonight because when you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible." - Billy Crystal, When Harry met Sally 

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nanette927 Posts : 1,748 Registered: 1/28/08
Re: Old Hag Thread
Posted: Aug 1, 2008 10:18 AM Go to message in response to: Bride2008

LOL

Okay, I'ma old hag! too 


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Knoxvegas Posts : 951 Registered: 9/12/07
Re: Old Hag Thread
Posted: Aug 1, 2008 10:20 AM Go to message in response to: Bride2008

I'm an old married hag and not even married yet!

Go team Wedded Hag! 


"Love is not a matter of counting the years -- it's making the years count."

-Wolfman Jack Smith

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ArtBride Posts : 4,838 Registered: 5/9/07
Re: Old Hag Thread
Posted: Aug 1, 2008 10:30 AM Go to message in response to: Bride2008

Heh...don't forget that we're also prudes and suck at life!

Oh - and we've been instructed to go sit on dicks. I'm not sure how that jives with the prude comment, but then again, the entire post didn't make a whole lot of sense to me.

I guess that makes me an old hag, then! Who likes her hubby's dick. :)


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kelleyiskelley Posts : 11,590 Registered: 7/2/06
Re: Old Hag Thread
Posted: Aug 1, 2008 10:33 AM Go to message in response to: ArtBride

Hi My name is Kelley. Im a 36yr old HAG, and I suck at Life.


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lori83 Posts : 1,852 Registered: 3/30/06
Re: Old Hag Thread
Posted: Aug 1, 2008 10:37 AM Go to message in response to: Bride2008

I am definitely an old hag. I've been married a long time, am 43 years old and evil. Can you get any more haggish than that? Call me hobgoblin :)

Main Entry:
1hag
Pronunciation:
\ˈhag\
Function:
noun
Etymology:
Middle English hagge demon, old woman
Date:
14th century
1: an ugly, slatternly, or evil-looking old woman
2: archaic a: a female demon b: an evil or frightening spirit : hobgoblin 
3: witch
hag·gish ˈha-gish\ adjective

 

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PharmToxGirl Posts : 5,446 Registered: 8/30/07
Re: Old Hag Thread
Posted: Aug 1, 2008 10:54 AM Go to message in response to: Bride2008

Woohoo to old hags!  You know i'm with ya!

BTW, I saw a reference to this in another thread, but I have NO idea where it originated - and I could really use a good laugh right now (stress is getting to me a bit).  Anyone care to direct me?


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kelleyiskelley Posts : 11,590 Registered: 7/2/06
Re: Old Hag Thread
Posted: Aug 1, 2008 10:54 AM Go to message in response to: lori83

So, any of you old cranky HAGS see Murder She Wrote last week? What about Wheel of Fortune? You know how us old hags love our "programs" and our "stories" on the ole television. Oh how I do enjoy that Lawrence Welk. Hes a peach.

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kennysoldwife Posts : 3,859 Registered: 4/28/07
Re: Old Hag Thread
Posted: Aug 1, 2008 10:57 AM Go to message in response to: Bride2008

My name is P and I am an old hag.  I thought that was so funny married ladies are hags.  I am an old hag at 46.


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NJ4Life Posts : 3,358 Registered: 8/10/07
Re: Old Hag Thread
Posted: Aug 1, 2008 10:58 AM Go to message in response to: kelleyiskelley

I for one enjoy a little Masterpiece Theater. I also enjoy my "supper" at 4pm so that way I can get to bed on time at 7:30pm. While I am eating I like to listen to talk radio.

Oh I gotta head out for some more doilies.... be back soon


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PharmToxGirl Posts : 5,446 Registered: 8/30/07
Re: Old Hag Thread
Posted: Aug 1, 2008 10:58 AM Go to message in response to: kelleyiskelley

Hey now I actually watch Murder she Wrote!!!  LOL  But seriously, I do.  No maligning of Angela Lansbury now - she's a class act!

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kennysoldwife Posts : 3,859 Registered: 4/28/07
Re: Old Hag Thread
Posted: Aug 1, 2008 11:00 AM Go to message in response to: kelleyiskelley

A one and a two.  I saw Murder She Wrote and I saw Matlock too.  I am in bed before Wheel of Fortune though, you know us old hags need our beauty sleep.

Kenny and Me Perfect Together,  10 years and counting.

 

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Knoxvegas Posts : 951 Registered: 9/12/07
Re: Old Hag Thread
Posted: Aug 1, 2008 11:00 AM Go to message in response to: PharmToxGirl

Shhh, ladies be quiet! I'm watching my stories....

Nah, I really do watch my soap everyday. Seriously. But it's not on for a few hours. 


"Love is not a matter of counting the years -- it's making the years count."

-Wolfman Jack Smith

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kennysoldwife Posts : 3,859 Registered: 4/28/07
Re: Old Hag Thread
Posted: Aug 1, 2008 11:07 AM Go to message in response to: PharmToxGirl

PTG, I can't remember the thread now but it was someone who came on out of nowhere and started attacking someone, when people came back at her she called the already married ladies hag and said we needed a life or suck at life because we were still here.

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Bride2008 Posts : 3,058 Registered: 3/28/06
Re: Old Hag Thread
Posted: Aug 1, 2008 11:08 AM Go to message in response to: Knoxvegas

Knox - turn up your hearing aid. I'm going to take my walker and shuffle off to get my dentures so I can eat lunch. It's already after 11am already!

 

"I came here tonight because when you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible." - Billy Crystal, When Harry met Sally 

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