These are so funny!There’s not really a right place to put them on here, but I wanted to put them somewhere. I hope these give you something to ponder!I got some of them from http://www.grouchyoldcripple.com/archives/003169.html, and some of them are ones that I came up with. I know that there are tons of these out there. Does anybody have any to add?
¨Why is it that every time you find something you love on the clearance rack, it actually doesn’t belong on the clearance rack?
¨Why is it that you have to get up early on mornings when you’re still tired, but on the days you can sleep in, you’re up with the chickens?
¨Is it a good thing if a vacuum sucks?
¨Why is the third hand on clocks called a second hand?
¨Why are they called stands when they’re made for sitting?
¨Why isn’t it called “after light” instead of “after dark?”
¨Why isn’t the word “phonics” spelled the way it sounds?
¨Why is “bra” singular and “panties” plural?
¨Why do you press harder on the remote control when you know the batteries are dead?
¨Why do you speak louder to somebody who does not speak your native language, anyway?
¨Why do we wash bath towels? Aren’t we clean when we use them?
¨When you send something by boat, it’s cargo. If you deliver it by car, it’s a shipment.
¨Why are there Braille bumps on keypads of drive-up ATM machines?
¨Why do I click “start” to turn off the computer?
¨Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice"?
¨When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their picket signs?
¨Why do they report power outages on TV?
¨What do you do when you see an endangered animal that is eating an endangered plant?
¨Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
¨Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?
¨Why do people who know the least know it the loudest?
¨If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
¨When companies ship Styrofoam, what do they pack it in?