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MisterKelley Posts: 258 Registered: 7/11/08
Re: MisterKelleys no BS advice column
Posted: Jul 17, 2008 7:34 PM

Heidibride30 asked (3 days ago)

Oh my gosh, I love this thread!!!!!!  Welcome to our little corner of cyberspace, MisterKelley!  I feel as though your presence is long overdue.  I do have a question for you.  If I do 99% of the cooking, is it fair to expect FH to do 99% of the dishes?  Thanks! 

Well that depends Heidi (may I call you Heidi?) Does your cooking suck ass? Does desert for your husband consist of a glass of Pepto Bismol with a cute little paper umbrella on top? 

If so, then he may feel that not only does he not need to do the dishes, maybe you should make it up him in some way, such as dressing up in a hot little french maid uniform and commiting sex acts that are illegal in 37 states.

However, if that's not the case then hell yes you make him do the damn dishes.  Listen, if there's one thing that Mrs. Kelley insists on, it's that MisterKelley pulls his weight around this dump. If I have to do the damn dishes, why the hell should some other useless couch wart get out of it. 

EMT - I'm not here to save your life, just prolong your miserable existence

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