As a wedding guest I hate....

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Heidibride30 Posts : 1,201 Registered: 4/16/08
Re: As a wedding guest I hate....
Posted: Feb 10, 2010 8:14 PM Go to message in response to: ArtBride

Art, I was going to come to your party, but then I heard that you are asking the guests to wear cotton. I can't believe that you would be so insensitive to my phobia of natural fibers!!!!!!! People do not DARE wear cotton around me, and that you would even consider inviting me to a party filled with cotton is just awful. I suppose that you at least had enough consideration to warn me, but there is still no way I'll come.

 

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auntofthebride Posts : 9,354 Registered: 4/2/06
Re: As a wedding guest I hate....
Posted: Feb 10, 2010 9:41 PM Go to message in response to: ArtBride

Dear Art and others,

I would so like to attend the party.

I am, unfortunately, stuck here in Southern California, where it is warm and sunny, on an extended client visit. I have not worn my heavy jacket, not once. It's been in the hotel closet since I arrived last week.

My husband was actually in the hotel outdoor pool jacuzzi today, soaking up some rays. I am not kidding.

It's a dirty job, here, but someone has to do it. I emailed photos from the client's office window to the folks back home. They all hate me.



I wonder if I can go surfing this weekend.

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starfish701 Posts : 465 Registered: 12/10/08
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Posted: Feb 10, 2010 9:49 PM Go to message in response to: auntofthebride

AOTB that was MEAN!!!
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MrsS2010 Posts : 336 Registered: 5/25/09
Re: As a wedding guest I hate....
Posted: Feb 10, 2010 10:23 PM Go to message in response to: auntofthebride

Uncalled for.

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MuffinB Posts : 778 Registered: 7/13/07
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Posted: Feb 10, 2010 10:34 PM Go to message in response to: starfish701

LOL AOTB!

I can't believe you're here in So CA...welcome. It sounds like you're enjoying our awesome, year-round weather. You should have seen us a couple weeks ago when we got the worst rain storms we've seen in a long time....we could hardly function.

Now I'm going to wonder if I'll see you around and never know it was you : )

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MuffinB Posts : 778 Registered: 7/13/07
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Posted: Feb 10, 2010 10:43 PM Go to message in response to: MuffinB

Speaking about cats and snow:

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kennysoldwife Posts : 3,859 Registered: 4/28/07
Re: As a wedding guest I hate....
Posted: Feb 10, 2010 10:50 PM Go to message in response to: auntofthebride

Are you sure you can handle all that sunshine and blue sky. I know deep down you are truly envious of us. But I suppose someone has to take one for the team.

 

 

 

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Sucks to be you, So glad I am me

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bosoxgirl Posts : 231 Registered: 2/3/10
Re: As a wedding guest I hate....
Posted: Feb 10, 2010 10:56 PM Go to message in response to: ArtBride

I hate the snow. I hate vegetable soup. I hate Orange Juice mixed with vodka. I hate the snow. I hate drinking alcohol outside in the cold (especially my beloved New Jersey wine). I hate the snow

I may have to decline this party... :( Boooooo


 

  

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auntofthebride Posts : 9,354 Registered: 4/2/06
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Posted: Feb 11, 2010 3:45 AM Go to message in response to: kennysoldwife

dear KOW,

" I know deep down you are truly envious of us. "

Deep down. Way deep down. Way way way deep down, I might dredge up a smidge of envy.

OH WAIT! Is that George Clooney by the hotel pool? Nah, it couldn't be. It looks like he might need some female company. I'll grab my bikini and go and find out.

Um, I'm 55. Make that "grab my muumuu".

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auntofthebride Posts : 9,354 Registered: 4/2/06
Re: As a wedding guest I hate....
Posted: Feb 11, 2010 3:47 AM Go to message in response to: MuffinB

Dear Muffin,

"You should have seen us a couple weeks ago when we got the worst rain storms we've seen in a long time....we could hardly function. "

Oh, I know. I saw the photos in the Los Angeles Times of those poor people in La Cañada Flintridge. A "Niagara Falls" of mud came through their neighborhood. Horrible. The San Diego Freeway was flooded out.

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auntofthebride Posts : 9,354 Registered: 4/2/06
Re: As a wedding guest I hate....
Posted: Feb 11, 2010 4:18 AM Go to message in response to: auntofthebride

Ladies,

Actually, I am suffering. I am up in the middle of the night, can't sleep, and should be looking at my PowerPoint presentation for tomorrow. Instead, I'm here.

At home I have a long handled wooden spoon that I keep by my desk. Why? Because when my back itches, I put a bunch of lotion on the spoon, then reach over and slather it on my back. It feels wonderful. The long handled spoon is just right for getting lotion all over my upper back.

I did not bring that spoon with me. Darn. My husband is snoring away and I don't want to wake him just to put lotion on my back, and the itching is driving me nuts.

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PharmToxGirl Posts : 5,446 Registered: 8/30/07
Re: As a wedding guest I hate....
Posted: Feb 11, 2010 8:05 AM Go to message in response to: ArtBride

But Art - I want Belgian waffles and pancakes for dinner. Can that be done??

AOTB - Nice. LOVE the spoon and lotion! LOL

 

 

 

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kennysoldwife Posts : 3,859 Registered: 4/28/07
Re: As a wedding guest I hate....
Posted: Feb 11, 2010 3:56 PM Go to message in response to: PharmToxGirl

You will have Eggo waffles and be grateful you get them.

 

 

 

Kenny and me perfect together, 10 years and counting

Sucks to be you, So glad I am me

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TheeBride Posts : 130 Registered: 1/17/10
Re: As a wedding guest I hate....
Posted: Feb 11, 2010 4:06 PM Go to message in response to: kennysoldwife

Bahahaha...I love it!!

"I carry your heart with me, I carry it in
my heart. I am never without it, anywhere
I go you go, my dear..."

E.E. Cummings

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PharmToxGirl Posts : 5,446 Registered: 8/30/07
Re: As a wedding guest I hate....
Posted: Feb 11, 2010 4:29 PM Go to message in response to: kennysoldwife

sniff OK Kennys. sniff sniff

 

 

 

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