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Am I Too Old?

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brownegirl Posts : 523 Registered: 10/14/08
Re: Am I Too Old?
Posted: Oct 29, 2009 9:16 PM Go to message in response to: SweetSurrender

I am sorry. There is no kind way to say it, you are too old. You should be looking for bifocals and Depends, not planning a wedding. The only thing you can look forward to is growing older together.

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NJ4Life Posts : 3,358 Registered: 8/10/07
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Posted: Oct 30, 2009 8:50 AM Go to message in response to: HappyGirl13

I can't believe you wasted your money on college when that $ could have easily paid for a wedding. Clearly your OLD brain wasn't working right. And everyone knows once you hit 21, your boobs drop and the wrinkles just start appearing. Geez happygirl, you must look like a HAG. An old married one at that!

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starfish701 Posts : 465 Registered: 12/10/08
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Posted: Oct 30, 2009 9:19 AM Go to message in response to: NJ4Life

Uck what is with all of these OLD people getting married! I mean its gross. Worse still, you are using proper english. I find this whole thing highly unacceptable and am having trouble keeping down my breakfast just thinking about it.


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old_brides , october_2008 , washington_dc , central_new_jersey
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Bride2008 Posts : 3,059 Registered: 3/28/06
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Posted: Oct 30, 2009 9:31 AM Go to message in response to: NJ4Life

Yes, you are entirely too old. I don't know what goes through people's heads. Unless you are having gummy Life Savers as wedding rings and the Fresh Beats Band performs at the reception, you have no business getting married.

 

 

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Renee86 Posts : 159 Registered: 5/30/08
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Posted: Oct 30, 2009 12:45 PM Go to message in response to: Bride2008

lol, you guys crack me up.

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auntofthebride Posts : 9,357 Registered: 4/2/06
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Posted: Oct 30, 2009 1:43 PM Go to message in response to: brownegirl

Dear BG,

" You should be looking for bifocals and Depends,"

HEY WAIT A MINUTE.

Some of us here might be old enough for bifocals.

(Depends are still in my future. I just want to get through menopause first.)

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brownegirl Posts : 523 Registered: 10/14/08
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Posted: Oct 31, 2009 10:58 AM Go to message in response to: auntofthebride

Dear AOTB,
I live in fear of the time when I may need Depends but bifocals are actually going for people who are younger and younger. I know of a kid who had bifocals at 14.

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Adimar Posts : 6 Registered: 6/9/09
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Posted: Oct 31, 2009 9:09 PM Go to message in response to: HappyGirl13

LMAOOO You people are hilarious!!

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