Does anyone know how to get your men to buy you an engagement ring ?

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WoostaBride Posts : 220 Registered: 6/8/09
Re: Does anyone know how to get your men to buy you an engagement ring ?
Posted: Aug 23, 2009 5:18 PM Go to message in response to: Bally

don't forget to tickle the balls...

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kelleyiskelley Posts : 11,590 Registered: 7/2/06
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Posted: Aug 23, 2009 7:48 PM Go to message in response to: Micka

Shine that shaft! If that doesnt work ....one word: blumpkin!


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HappyGirl13 Posts : 1,298 Registered: 4/21/08
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Posted: Aug 23, 2009 11:43 PM Go to message in response to: kelleyiskelley

And if the blumpkin doesn't work, there's the hot lunch...

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kennysoldwife Posts : 3,859 Registered: 4/28/07
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Posted: Aug 24, 2009 7:56 AM Go to message in response to: HappyGirl13

I don't even want to know what a hot lunch might be.

 

 

 

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kelleyiskelley Posts : 11,590 Registered: 7/2/06
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Posted: Aug 24, 2009 8:21 AM Go to message in response to: kennysoldwife

Dirty Sanchez, the rusty trombone, I could go on and on. Youre right Kennys,you DONT wantto know what this stuff is. You are soooo much better off not knowing the horrificness LOL.

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Heidibride30 Posts : 1,201 Registered: 4/16/08
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Posted: Aug 24, 2009 9:34 AM Go to message in response to: HappyGirl13

I think we've finally gone too far. LOL.

 

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Lilmisssouthern... Posts : 658 Registered: 8/12/08
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Posted: Aug 24, 2009 1:19 PM Go to message in response to: WoostaBride

I was upset when I looked up blumpkin last year... this year I looked up Hot lunch and I regret it seirously! Mr kelley tricked me into looking up the blumpkin last fall and then this!!! OH MY GAWD!


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kennysoldwife Posts : 3,859 Registered: 4/28/07
Re: Does anyone know how to get your men to buy you an engagement ring ?
Posted: Aug 24, 2009 1:36 PM Go to message in response to: Lilmisssouthern...

You should have known better. If you knew what blumpkin meant you should have known hot lunch would be going farther down that street. I am surprised at you, you've been around long enough to know this stuff.


 

 

 

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Lilmisssouthern... Posts : 658 Registered: 8/12/08
Re: Does anyone know how to get your men to buy you an engagement ring ?
Posted: Aug 24, 2009 1:56 PM Go to message in response to: kennysoldwife

I know I know!!! I am such an ass right now!!! I did know better and thats why I am so mad at myself but my curiousity got the best of me!!

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Revenwyn Posts : 48 Registered: 4/26/07
Re: Does anyone know how to get your men to buy you an engagement ring ?
Posted: Aug 24, 2009 2:18 PM Go to message in response to: Lilmisssouthern...

Could we change the subject? Not all of us on this board are comfortable with this topic.

There are other ways to show humor. Like I could say, if you want your man to propose, make him a nice dinner and a batch of cookies. :)

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doodlebug79 Posts : 11 Registered: 1/11/09
Re: Does anyone know how to get your men to buy you an engagement ring ?
Posted: Aug 24, 2009 2:50 PM Go to message in response to: Revenwyn

Then go to a different thread if you're not finding it humorous.

Geez. The original poster could not possibly have been serious in the first place.

Damn if I got a ring with every dinner and batch of cookies I've made I'd have quite the collection ok well not as many as I get from giving head but still......

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kelleyiskelley Posts : 11,590 Registered: 7/2/06
Re: Does anyone know how to get your men to buy you an engagement ring ?
Posted: Aug 24, 2009 2:54 PM Go to message in response to: Revenwyn

There are other ways to show humor. Like I could say, if you want your man to propose, make him a nice dinner and a batch of cookies. :)

How is that funny? Thats not a humorous statement. Making someone a batch of cookies or dinner is a normal thing to do, so theres no humor involved there. Clearly you dont understand the meaning of the word humor.

Also, if you dont like the topic, dont post or read on that particular thread. Its pretty simple. We are just having fun joking around here, we arent going to NOT do that because you arent enjoying yourself. Its like TV. Dont like the show? turn the channel. Go to another thread.


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kennysoldwife Posts : 3,859 Registered: 4/28/07
Re: Does anyone know how to get your men to buy you an engagement ring ?
Posted: Aug 24, 2009 3:37 PM Go to message in response to: Revenwyn

We could change the subject but why would we? We are having fun you are not, Why? Because you don't know how. You have no sense of humor, you really should go buy one.

And now back to the good stuff.

Oh wait I get it, dinner is what you call head and a batch of cookies is your name for a hot lunch. I understand now. When you put it that way it is funny.

 

 

 

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Heidibride30 Posts : 1,201 Registered: 4/16/08
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Posted: Aug 24, 2009 3:43 PM Go to message in response to: Revenwyn

Yeah, dinner and cookies = not funny at all. If you're uncomfortable with our thread, then go and play elsewhere. I don't see why everyone has to censor themselves just because little Prudy McPrude is uncomfortable. If I'm in a thread and I read something that makes me uncomfortable, I STOP READING THE THREAD. That way, everyone is happy.

 

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HappyGirl13 Posts : 1,298 Registered: 4/21/08
Re: Does anyone know how to get your men to buy you an engagement ring ?
Posted: Aug 24, 2009 3:43 PM Go to message in response to: kennysoldwife

It IS funny now! I'm laughing out loud and I'm at work so that's not good.

And damn, I should have a collection of rings by now, too. I'll be talking to DH about that later.

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