(SORT OF) NWR---POST YOUR JOKE!

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mrspinky Posts : 3,773 Registered: 3/14/08
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Posted: Apr 30, 2009 1:56 PM Go to message in response to: JennHatesWaiting

Jenn - I got that in a text last night. Thought it was halirous!
Pharm - That's disguisting!

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mrspinky Posts : 3,773 Registered: 3/14/08
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Posted: May 1, 2009 3:41 PM Go to message in response to: mrspinky

Got these in an email from my cousin!

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luvathena Posts : 929 Registered: 12/10/07
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Posted: May 3, 2009 2:28 AM Go to message in response to: mrspinky

OMG! Those were hilarious. Where did you get them?!

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mrspinky Posts : 3,773 Registered: 3/14/08
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Posted: May 4, 2009 2:38 PM Go to message in response to: luvathena

"In an email from my cousin..."

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mrspinky Posts : 3,773 Registered: 3/14/08
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Posted: Jun 5, 2009 3:49 PM Go to message in response to: mrspinky

Summer Classes for Men at

THE
ADULT LEARNING CENTER


REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED

By Friday, June 29th 2009

NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL
OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM



Class 1

How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays--Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.

Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.

Class 2

The Toilet Paper Roll--Does It Change Itself?

Round Table Discussion.

Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.

Class 3

Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat and Avoiding The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub?--Group Practice.

Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 4

Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper and The Floor--Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.

Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.

Class 5

Dinner Dishes--Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen Sink?
Examples on Video.

Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning
At 7:00 PM

Class 6

Loss Of Identity--Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other.
Help Line Support and Support Groups.

Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM

Class 7

Learning How To Find Things--Starting With Looking In The Right Places And Not Turning The House Upside Down While Screaming.
Open Forum

Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.

Class 8

Health Watch--Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your Health.
Graphics and Audio Tapes.

Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 9

Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost--Real Life Testimonials.

Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined

Class 10

Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks?
Driving Simulations.

4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours.

Class 11

Learning to Live--Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife.
Online Classes and role-playing

Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined

Class 12

How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion
Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques.

Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.

Class 13

How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy--Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries and Other Important Dates and Calling When You're Going To Be Late.

Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 14

The Stove/Oven-- What It Is and How It Is Used.
Live Demonstration.

Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be determined.

Upon completion of any of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the survivors


Mrs. Pinky


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DoesntPlayNice Posts : 809 Registered: 12/17/08
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Posted: Jun 5, 2009 4:00 PM Go to message in response to: mrspinky

Pinky I have seen that before and I love it every time I see it! My husband needs classes: 2, 4, 5, 7 and 8.

#7 he is more of a "where are my keys" and My usual response is "did you look UNDER things?" usually no.

Previously Posted as Military Bride.

CEO of E.N.E.M.A. (Enemy Negotiations & Extraction Military Agency) A special Division of P.O.O.P. (People Offended by Offended People)

When POOP can't do it alone....they call for the ENEMA.

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mrspinky Posts : 3,773 Registered: 3/14/08
Re: (SORT OF) NWR---POST YOUR JOKE!
Posted: Jun 5, 2009 4:14 PM Go to message in response to: DoesntPlayNice

DPN - As I was reading this, I noticed that there aren't many, if any, Richard needs lol. But still thought it was funny. He does do the laundry thing though haha

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rubyred1 Posts : 968 Registered: 8/9/07
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Posted: Jun 7, 2009 2:27 PM Go to message in response to: mrspinky

My husband needs class 7. Everytime we get ready to go somewhere he can't find his keys or his ATM card. It drives me nuts! I finally told him last time, put it in the same place so you can find it. Then we have a bbq and the next day he couldn't find his stuff. He said, I did put it in the same place, the hell he did, it took 20 minutes for him to find the damn car keys, he couldn't remember where they were!

Why are men with pierced ears better prepared for marriage?

They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.

A husband said to his wife, "No, I don't hate your relatives. In fact, I like your mother-in-law better than I like mine."

A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report it because the thief was spending less than his wife did.


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mrspinky Posts : 3,773 Registered: 3/14/08
Re: (SORT OF) NWR---POST YOUR JOKE!
Posted: Jul 28, 2009 4:44 PM Go to message in response to: mrspinky

GOOD
A Monroe County, WI Policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but wasn't getting any. Then he discovered the problem -- a 12-year-old boy was standing up the road with a hand painted sign, which read 'RADAR TRAP AHEAD.' The officer also found the boy had an accomplice who was down the road with a sign reading 'TIPS' and a bucket full of money. (And we used to just sell lemonade!)

BETTER
A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an automated radar post in Marshfield , WI A $40 speeding ticket was included. Being cute, he sent the police department a picture of $40. The police responded with another mailed photo of handcuffs..

BEST
A Young woman was pulled over for speeding. A Wisconsin State Trooper walked to her car window, flipping open his ticket book. She said, 'I bet you are going to sell me a ticket to the State Trooper's Ball. 'He replied, "Wisconsin State Troopers don't have balls.' There was a moment of silence. He then closed his book, got back in his patrol car and left...

Mrs. Pinky


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luvathena Posts : 929 Registered: 12/10/07
Re: (SORT OF) NWR---POST YOUR JOKE!
Posted: Jul 28, 2009 5:01 PM Go to message in response to: mrspinky

giggle

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Knoxvegas Posts : 951 Registered: 9/12/07
Re: (SORT OF) NWR---POST YOUR JOKE!
Posted: Jul 28, 2009 9:31 PM Go to message in response to: luvathena

Father Henry was planning a wedding at the close of the morning
service. After the benediction Father Henry had planned to call the
couple down to be married for a brief ceremony before the congregation.
For the life of him, he couldn't think of the names of those who were
to be married.

'Will those wanting to get married please come to the front?' Father Henry requested.

Immediately; nine single ladies, three widows, four widowers, and six single men stepped to the front.





Relationships can be very puzzling as we all know. Take celibacy, for
example; this can be a choice, or a condition imposed by environmental factors.


While attending a special Marriage Awareness Weekend in Doncaster, Yorkshire,
England, Nicky and Victoria listened to the facilitator intone, 'It is so very
important that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each
other.'

He turned to the men and asked, 'Can you each name your wife's favourite
flower?'

Nicky leaned over, touched Victoria's arm gently and whispered, 'Self
raising, isn't it?'

Thus began Nicky's life of celibacy.


 

"Love is not a matter of counting the years -- it's making the years count."

-Wolfman Jack Smith

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We2Heart Posts : 452 Registered: 10/11/07
Re: (SORT OF) NWR---POST YOUR JOKE!
Posted: Jul 30, 2009 4:10 PM Go to message in response to: Knoxvegas

The Invite:



The Tramp:



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together is a perfect place to be because it's there that you can be delightfully imperfect. and there's nothing closer to perfection than being loved just because you are. 

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Kimberly212 Posts : 972 Registered: 9/12/12
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Posted: Sep 27, 2012 7:19 PM Go to message in response to: RanAway2Maine

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