Someone Please Bite!!!!

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HappyGirl13 Posts : 1,298 Registered: 4/21/08
Re: Someone Please Bite!!!!
Posted: Jul 29, 2009 5:06 PM Go to message in response to: karebeartg

LMAO at Laughing Jesus!

Pink sucks ass. All women who like it are demonstrating just how far they've bought into and become entrapped in the sexist stereotypes society has created for us. You're so close-minded.

I like green. All the women who like colors other than pink had classier weddings.

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cldeross Posts : 113 Registered: 6/24/09
Re: Someone Please Bite!!!!
Posted: Jul 29, 2009 5:21 PM Go to message in response to: HappyGirl13

Wait!! What??? I like green too. You can't have it, it is MINE!! MINE!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Knoxvegas Posts : 951 Registered: 9/12/07
Re: Someone Please Bite!!!!
Posted: Jul 29, 2009 6:14 PM Go to message in response to: cldeross

Kennys- How dare you suggest purple! You know MYYYYYY wedding was purple and no one can have it. I don't care how far away the wedding is, purple has been MYYYYY color since I was a kid. WAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You're so mean!

 

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CaribbeanBride08 Posts : 1,474 Registered: 6/13/07
Re: Someone Please Bite!!!!
Posted: Jul 29, 2009 6:44 PM Go to message in response to: HappyGirl13

Happy Girl,
I literally LOL'd at this: All the women who like colors other than pink had classier weddings.


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kennysoldwife Posts : 3,859 Registered: 4/28/07
Re: Someone Please Bite!!!!
Posted: Jul 29, 2009 6:52 PM Go to message in response to: Knoxvegas

LOL At least now I know why you were yelling at me.

 

 

 

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kelleyiskelley Posts : 11,590 Registered: 7/2/06
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Posted: Jul 29, 2009 7:12 PM Go to message in response to: CaribbeanBride08

CaribbeanBride08 wrote:I hate everything pink..... except pink lipstick, I like that but that's all. Oh and pick nail polish.... pink lipstick and ping nail polish but that's it, I don't like any other pink. Oh except pink blush... but that's it.... pink lipstick, pink nail polish, and pink blush... no other pink, that's it.... oh, and pink panties, I like pink panties... but that's it.... just pink lipstick, pink nail polish, pink blush, and pink panties...... and this lamp.....

        • I realize some of you young'uns may think I'm off my rocker but at least Kelly will understand it!!


..... so this lamp, and these panties, and this pink blush... thats all I need. I dont need anything else. Just those things. ........ except for this coffee table. so this lamp, these panties, the blush, and this coffee table. thats all I need. I dont need you, or you, or you. I dont need anything. cept these matches. And my dog, shithead lol. And thats all I need. I dont need ANY other thing.

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carebearny1999 Posts : 1,253 Registered: 9/21/07
Re: Someone Please Bite!!!!
Posted: Jul 29, 2009 7:33 PM Go to message in response to: CaribbeanBride08

yeah, you can't have April!!! Caribbean got married on my BIRTHDAY! WAAAAHHHH!!!
And I LOVE blue--you can't have it!!!


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Rose217 Posts : 474 Registered: 8/9/08
Re: Someone Please Bite!!!!
Posted: Jul 29, 2009 8:28 PM Go to message in response to: carebearny1999

You guys can pick all the colors and months you want, but I'm taking that sexy pic of Aragorn from Happygirl and claiming it for my own, cause I'm clearly entitled to it because I am CREDENTIALED!

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HappyGirl13 Posts : 1,298 Registered: 4/21/08
Re: Someone Please Bite!!!!
Posted: Jul 29, 2009 8:57 PM Go to message in response to: Rose217

Hell, no! You have just crossed the line. Nobody touches my man but me, beeyotch!

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FutureMrsDJLeo Posts : 615 Registered: 2/26/09
Re: Someone Please Bite!!!!
Posted: Jul 29, 2009 9:00 PM Go to message in response to: cldeross

Oh hell no!!! My colors are pink AND green! Did you guys ask me if you could have those colors? Maybe you guys should ask before you go and take either of my colors. I can't believe how inconsiderate some people can be!!!

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CatStandish Posts : 2,766 Registered: 6/20/08
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Posted: Jul 29, 2009 11:46 PM Go to message in response to: FutureMrsDJLeo

Oh... good, I'm safe. I'm not using pink so I am not getting in our OPs way, and on top of that, my wedding will be classy. My wedding is not in April. Phew

Though..... it IS on Kelley's birthday and I have to have birthday cake for her at my reception and have them sing happy birthday to her, and I heard a rumor that she was expecting a percentage of my wedding loot (50 %... can you believe that! ALL because I was so gauche as to pick her birthday for my wedding... HONESTLY Kelley, you get one every year, you'd think you could share just this once!)

And dogs are SO last month... Cats are in now.

Those of you having a pink bbq wedding, please tell me you're not serving corn on the cob. And I do hope you're planning on getting a white lacey bib....because you're so going to selfishly trash your dress at the reception and not be able to donate it to some poor bride who can't afford a dress but can somehow manage to pull off a wedding.

Misty

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CatStandish Posts : 2,766 Registered: 6/20/08
Re: Someone Please Bite!!!!
Posted: Jul 29, 2009 11:49 PM Go to message in response to: cldeross

you know... there are at least THREE trainwrecks going on and our resident trainwrecks and jackaassery specialist has not weighed in on any of them. I think he should be forced to watch Titanic!

Misty

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PharmToxGirl Posts : 5,446 Registered: 8/30/07
Re: Someone Please Bite!!!!
Posted: Jul 30, 2009 12:18 AM Go to message in response to: CatStandish

I'm comfy with the Bridezilla thread after Howard's post - but yes there are several other threads that could use MisterKelly's charm.

BTW I was Married last August - That's MY month AND no one else can have December as DH and my birthday are the SAME day in December. FORGET Christmas, my b-day is more important.

 

 

 

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Rose217 Posts : 474 Registered: 8/9/08
Re: Someone Please Bite!!!!
Posted: Jul 30, 2009 12:38 AM Go to message in response to: PharmToxGirl

Pharm, I was born in December, can I celebrate my birthday this year? Can I have Christmas? Am I allowed to ever feel happiness again? But most importantly, am I old mature enough to watch "Titanic"?

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CheetahAngel Posts : 2,017 Registered: 11/29/08
Re: Someone Please Bite!!!!
Posted: Jul 30, 2009 7:50 AM Go to message in response to: CaribbeanBride08

You know what all you girls are? You are all internet bullies! WAAAAHHHH. I am sooo offended because I have nothing else to do than get hurt by sarcastic people that I don't even know just because I stated my opinion you girls are supposed to agree with me and I can't even type a sentence without using puntcuation or spelling right because you evil girls are supposed to know what I mean even if I don't type right.
                              

 

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