OH MY GOSH - the tooth fairy isn't real!

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CyclistLover Posts : 1,183 Registered: 7/9/07
OH MY GOSH - the tooth fairy isn't real!
Posted: Jul 1, 2009 10:46 PM

Yup it's true. I am so upset. So now I want to know - who took all my teeth?? AND where did all that money come from?

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TanisJ Posts : 2,669 Registered: 4/25/07
Re: OH MY GOSH - the tooth fairy isn't real!
Posted: Jul 1, 2009 10:57 PM Go to message in response to: CyclistLover

I hate to break this to you CL but that money came from your parents. They were hoping you would set it aside for college, but did you? Noooo you went and bought candy with it so more of your teeth had to come out and so began the vicious cycle.

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kennysoldwife Posts : 3,859 Registered: 4/28/07
Re: OH MY GOSH - the tooth fairy isn't real!
Posted: Jul 1, 2009 11:39 PM Go to message in response to: CyclistLover

Oh, noooooo that can't be true. What about Santa and the Easter Bunny?

 

 

 

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TanisJ Posts : 2,669 Registered: 4/25/07
Re: OH MY GOSH - the tooth fairy isn't real!
Posted: Jul 1, 2009 11:46 PM Go to message in response to: kennysoldwife

Kennys I am afraid these are also plots to get your teeth. You see the tooth fairy is actually the ring leader. Ever notice how the holidays involve a lot of sweets? Christmas, Easter, Valentine's Day, Halloween. And did you also notice how prominent and visible the easer bunny and Santa are, yet the tooth fairy is quite inconspicuous? I tell ya its all about the teeth.

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auntofthebride Posts : 9,354 Registered: 4/2/06
Re: OH MY GOSH - the tooth fairy isn't real!
Posted: Jul 2, 2009 12:33 AM Go to message in response to: CyclistLover

So, CL,

Instead of a quarter here and a quarter there, you saved up all your baby teeth expecting a giant pay-out? And some rotten burglar swiped your baby teeth?

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I pulled really hard with the tweezers, and OUT CAME A PIECE OF SURGICAL STITCHING!!! They left a little piece of stitching in my skin by accident! The end was poking out and looked like a little flap of skin. The little piece of stitching was all bloody, and it left a hole in my skin, oozing blood. I cleaned it all up.

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DoesntPlayNice Posts : 809 Registered: 12/17/08
Re: OH MY GOSH - the tooth fairy isn't real!
Posted: Jul 2, 2009 8:00 AM Go to message in response to: auntofthebride

AOTB I am not sure what that story had to do with the tooth fairy but ewwww!

What is the going rate for a tooth now? My daughter is going to start loosing her soon and she is already asking about the tooth fairy and if it is real.

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Lilmisssouthern... Posts : 658 Registered: 8/12/08
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Posted: Jul 2, 2009 9:49 AM Go to message in response to: DoesntPlayNice

Well dangit!! Sooooo then, what happened to all of our teeth that the alleged "tooth fairy" took and left us money for?? I mean seriously. Where did it go?

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kennysoldwife Posts : 3,859 Registered: 4/28/07
Re: OH MY GOSH - the tooth fairy isn't real!
Posted: Jul 2, 2009 10:00 AM Go to message in response to: Lilmisssouthern...

So who gave me all the cool toys and all the jelly beans and chocolate bunnys? Tanis I think maybe the tooth fairy didn't come to Canada and that is why you are saying those mean things about her not being real.

 

 

 

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TanisJ Posts : 2,669 Registered: 4/25/07
Re: OH MY GOSH - the tooth fairy isn't real!
Posted: Jul 2, 2009 10:06 AM Go to message in response to: kennysoldwife

DrmComeTrue the teeth are given back to the candy companies as proof that kids teeth are falling out.

Kennys where do you think the ToothFairy hangs out in the summer? She actually flies back with the Canadian geese.

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auntofthebride Posts : 9,354 Registered: 4/2/06
Re: OH MY GOSH - the tooth fairy isn't real!
Posted: Jul 2, 2009 1:19 PM Go to message in response to: DoesntPlayNice

Dear DPN,

"AOTB I am not sure what that story had to do with the tooth fairy but ewwww! "

Nothing.

It just seemed appropriate.

Now, back to our regularly scheduled message thread.

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Lilmisssouthern... Posts : 658 Registered: 8/12/08
Re: OH MY GOSH - the tooth fairy isn't real!
Posted: Jul 2, 2009 1:34 PM Go to message in response to: auntofthebride

YUCK! I think that this is one of the worst conspiracies ever!!! I do not think I spelled that right Oh well.

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kennysoldwife Posts : 3,859 Registered: 4/28/07
Re: OH MY GOSH - the tooth fairy isn't real!
Posted: Jul 2, 2009 1:53 PM Go to message in response to: auntofthebride

I can't begin to imagine how that could have been remotely appropriate but whatever.


Tanis have you ever seen the Tooth Fairy with the geese? I saw Santa and the Easter Bunny hanging out at the beach a couple of years ago.

 

 

 

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Bride2008 Posts : 3,058 Registered: 3/28/06
Re: OH MY GOSH - the tooth fairy isn't real!
Posted: Jul 2, 2009 2:02 PM Go to message in response to: kennysoldwife

Damn, the ruined my whole week. Thanks for sharing : (.

 

 

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DoesntPlayNice Posts : 809 Registered: 12/17/08
Re: OH MY GOSH - the tooth fairy isn't real!
Posted: Jul 2, 2009 2:14 PM Go to message in response to: Bride2008

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DoesntPlayNice Posts : 809 Registered: 12/17/08
Re: OH MY GOSH - the tooth fairy isn't real!
Posted: Jul 2, 2009 2:17 PM Go to message in response to: DoesntPlayNice

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