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Mushaboo Posts : 2,166 Registered: 3/22/08

If you call me a b(*#h again, you die.: Posted: May 21, 2009 3:33 PM; First, what the heck is up with this website? Jeez, I feel like I'm using Windows 3.1 on dial-up today!!!

Ok, whew, got that out of the way. I was laying around thinking of all the random subjects that have been brought up on the boards lately. It gave me the giggles to think about wives cutting their FH/DH's manhood off, fighting over sex, etc. What drives you mad? What pushes you over the edge from reasonable discussion to fire breathing dragon? Trigger words, actions, whatever.

With DH: My trigger word in a fight/disagreement is bitch. If he says, stop acting like one or you really sound like one....doesn't matter. Another one is 'OK or whatever' said really sarcastically at the end of a statement. (Example: I told you I am sick so I can't go to dinner with your mom tonight. Reply: yeah, ooooook, whatever.) DH's trigger word is 'and'. (Example: Babe, it pisses me off when you eat the last donut every single time. Reply: And? your point is...???)

Work: Whenever I'm talking to a customer and they say "you people". (Example: Well, you people screwed up my reservation. That's not my fault.) I just click. If at that point I was thinking of being nice and making an exeption for you, that phrase just threw it out the window.

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kelleyiskelley Posts : 11,593 Registered: 7/2/06

Re: If you call me a b(*#h again, you die.: Posted: May 21, 2009 4:17 PM Go to message in response to: Mushaboo; With DH: when Im talking to him and hes NOT listening and its totally obvious that hes not listening because hes not even looking at me , hes online or playing Playstation etc, but then he PRETENDS like he is listening and gives me lots of noises like "uh -huh...mmm.... okay" and he has no clue what I just said. And why do I approach him when hes doing these things you ask? Because its usually when he gets home from work at 9pm and thats what he does right away, goes online. Goes to his websites, etc. And by the time hes done, he is tired and ready for bed, so theres no other time to talk to him really. And Ill say "hello? Are you listening to me?" "yeah,uh huh." "No youre not." "Huh? Yeah, okay. Sure." his responses never match the question Im asking and it drives me MENTAL!!!!!!!!! put down your f'ing GAME that a 12yr old plays and listen to me!!! Seroiusly drives me nuts.

With my Dad: He is overweight and a smoker who refuses to even look into quitting. And so my trigger with him is when HE will bring up to ME that I need to lose weight, or he will give his opinionor adice about HOW I shoudl do it. It drives me nuts bcause I feel like saying "Well look at you, youre huge too. And you smoke! Why are you not doing anything about your own health?" He will say stuff lke "well you know, you can do all the exercise you want, but in the end, its really about pulling away from the table, and you have a very big appetite." And Ill say "Right, well its a combination of that and exercise. " and he will say AGAIN "yes but you know, you have a big appetite." And Ill say "you just said that, you dont have to say it AGAIN. " Its so annoying. then If I ask him or tell him to quit smoking, he just grumbles and changes the subject. He means well, I just HATE when someone gives advice who doesnt know what they are talking abou or dont practice it themselves,what they preach.

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DoesntPlayNice Posts : 809 Registered: 12/17/08

Re: If you call me a b(*#h again, you die.: Posted: May 21, 2009 5:06 PM Go to message in response to: kelleyiskelley; DH: I can't stand that my Husband has absolutly NO follow through on chores.For example: Takes out the trash but doesnt replace the bag, washes the dishes but doesnt dry them or put them away, washes clothes but doesnt dry them or put them away. This annoys me more than anything!!!! Also his stupid Xbox games....i am hiding the one he plays right now when he leaves I have already told him this LOL

My stepmother: EVERYTHING is about HER!!! At our reception she threw a fit in the parking lot because the photographer put together a slideshow of us getting ready and she wasn't in it. First of all I didn't know the photographer was doing this 2nd I didn't choose the pictures that went up there. Then she got mad that I went to spend time with my biological mother! WTF?

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savex389 Posts : 506 Registered: 8/10/07

Re: If you call me a b(*#h again, you die.: Posted: May 21, 2009 5:21 PM Go to message in response to: Mushaboo; I hate when DH tells me I'm grumpy, he does all the time even if he doesn't mean it and is kidding. I may not have been grumpy but the moment he tells me I am I snap. You want grumpy you'll get grumpy damnit!

It also drives me crazy that when I'm in the middle of something VERY important that needs to get done DH wants to get frisky. I tell him "give me an hour and then we can" but he mopes around like I'm the meanest person in the world. I just need to finish stuff first because I know after we start I'll be too into the after math to come back and finish what needed to get done.

I think it drives him nuts when I say something sacarstically that could be taken as serious. Like last night he went to the doctor's to check out a cist in his wrist, he didn't like the answers he was given so when he came home he said "Doctors dont know anything" so I said "Okay, tell that to the doctor if I'm lying on the hospital bed dying" He totally flew off the handle and then told me I was grumpy.

With work, I hate when people call wanted to talk to a guy thats NEVER here and NEVER answers his cell phone. I tell them that I can either take a message or they can try his cell and they always say "I tried his cell, he didn't answer" and then they pause like they want me to take care of it. What the hell do you want me to do? Drive around until I find him and make him answer his cell?

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CaribbeanBride08 Posts : 1,474 Registered: 6/13/07

Re: If you call me a b(*#h again, you die.: Posted: May 21, 2009 5:43 PM Go to message in response to: Mushaboo; Brian is such a brat in that he knows my trigger word and purposely says it knowing it irritates me. Then he'll just laugh and giggle when I get pissed.
The word: Nag. Don't ever call me a nag. I'm not a nag, I just like shit to get done and get done right. I don't nag about it. I simply "remind" you about it! LOL

OK, so maybe I'm a bit of a nag but I still hate that word. It seems to only be used to describe a woman.... as though men can't be a nag.

I can't think of a trigger word that gets to Brian. He's so freaking easy going not much gets to him.

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Mushaboo Posts : 2,166 Registered: 3/22/08

Re: If you call me a b(*#h again, you die.: Posted: May 21, 2009 6:05 PM Go to message in response to: kelleyiskelley; Kelley- Robert plays PS3 as well. My fave about that is if I tell him something important then remind him about it later, he'll get pissed. "You never told me that." I reply "yes I did, while you were playing COD." Him: "That doesn't count. I wasn't listening."

Tobi- Nag? Really? For whatever reason, that makes me think of a goat.

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Re: If you call me a b(*#h again, you die.: Posted: May 21, 2009 9:31 PM Go to message in response to: Mushaboo; So Im sitting here while my Fiance is playing his stupid Xbox (we fight about his excessive playing ALL THE TIME). and im cracking up that Im not the only one.

Its seriously a problem. I hide his games, mess with the cords so it takes him forever to figure out why its not playing, cry, tantrum, the whole caboodle to get him to stop. hahah. Ive noticed it gets me NOWHERE. I just have to sit here, until it is my turn for attention and I literally HATE it.

just thought it was comical that I am not the only one! =)

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mrsJLA Posts : 445 Registered: 5/25/08

Re: If you call me a b(*#h again, you die.: Posted: May 21, 2009 10:49 PM Go to message in response to: Guest; Ok so since I have 10 hr days with my commute, and DH is usually home till 1pm or off on the weekdays, I ask him to PLEASE help with the chores.

So before I go to work, I might say "DH can you do a load of laundry today and call the vet for an appointment." (Otherwise he won't do anything without me asking, forget it).

And his favorite response, while laying in bed still is "I will." Which translates to "I will try to remember but probably won't do what you asked me to do."

So then I come home and ask where the laundry went so I can hang it up or put it away... then I get the "I didn't get to it, but I will, I promise!" And I am like "Oh yes you will! Right now!" I know I know I sound like a pushy biotch. But I could seriously blow a gasket everytime I hear "I will!"

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rubyred1 Posts : 970 Registered: 8/9/07

Re: If you call me a b(*#h again, you die.: Posted: May 21, 2009 11:01 PM Go to message in response to: mrsJLA; DH is the same way about video games, and not putting a trash bag in the trashcan after taking it out! It drives me crazy!

The one that really gets me though, his computer is in the spare room, and he's ALWAYS in there. I ask what he's doing and he says, nothing. WTH? You are doing something, what is it? We will be sitting on the couch or watching tv in the bedroom and I'll be talking to him and I'll ask a question and he won't answer. I'll ask him again, and he'll snap out of whatever he's doing, and go, huh? Cause he was so busy doing nothing, he didn't hear my the first time. Men.
Sadly, these are the things that I miss when he's gone.

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aelrod Posts : 92 Registered: 12/5/07

Re: If you call me a b(*#h again, you die.: Posted: May 21, 2009 11:12 PM Go to message in response to: rubyred1; A freakin' men on the video games. I do not and never will understand why someone would want to spend every spare hour of their life playing video games. FH does not hear a word that I say when he is playing (or watching tv). Drives me crazy! I can ask him a question 10 times and he doesn't even know that I opened my mouth. He has even told me that I just shouldn't talk to him when he is playing his games, he is not going to listen. WTF? Men.
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HappyGirl13 Posts : 1,300 Registered: 4/21/08

Re: If you call me a b(*#h again, you die.: Posted: May 22, 2009 1:49 AM Go to message in response to: aelrod; Can't think of my trigger at the moment.

But regarding men, TV and/or video games (noting that a pet peeve of mine about DH is that he doesn't read and he LOOOVES TV): I've been an avid HGTV house-hunting program watcher for about the last 4 months. DH and I both think it's funny that when there are couples house-hunting on there that they'll walk in to the living room, both say something like, "It's a great space," then almost without fail, the guy will say "And there's room for the TV over there."

Gets us every time. And seeing that makes me feel like not such a weirdo to have ended up with a husband who DOESN'T READ. That's pretty much the only thing I'd change about him.

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adrigirl01 Posts : 288 Registered: 10/2/08

Re: If you call me a b(*#h again, you die.: Posted: May 22, 2009 2:48 AM Go to message in response to: HappyGirl13; Happy--my FH doesn't read a lot either unless it's for a class, but there are some outdoor/humorous books he'll read and he's started reading a Bible he found dumped in a parking lot (it seems he thinks it's his lucky charm), so he's improving on that I think. He does not like to read, but since he has to read one book per term, I think he's beginning to see it's not that bad. I personally love reading.

As to the original topic: I have a few triggers, different ones with different people, though. One recent incident came to mind reading this thread. This past weekend I went to Portland with FH and his parents (about a 4 to 5 hour drive to stay the weekend with his aunt and uncle). I believe this happened when we were driving to OMSI (it's a science/technology museum), we were sitting in the back. He said or did something that irritated me, and I responded. His response? "That's just the rag talking." Ack! Yes, it was that time of the month, but I think it would have irritated me whether it was or not (I don't really know because I don't remember what was said). That response about got him slapped. The way he said it further irritated me, and I was pretty much fuming (couldn't do much about it at the time because I didn't want his parents to interfere). I hate it when people blame stuff on that when they don't know (sometimes it's obvious I guess, but my general symptom is noises irritating me and being more of a crier). I can...and I'll let my sister because she's my sister and it's basicallly her right to insult, assume, and irk, lol. But the fact he would presume that's why I was annoyed. Ugh. Not to mention the phrase just rubbed me the wrong way. I don't like the term "the rag". It just sounds messy to me. I probably would have been less irritated if he said it was Aunt Flow talking. Petty, I know. But goodness.

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Lilmisssouthern... Posts : 658 Registered: 8/12/08

Re: If you call me a b(*#h again, you die.: Posted: May 22, 2009 8:29 AM Go to message in response to: adrigirl01; I hate it when Fh tells me that I am being sensitive... Only because in reality I'm not! For example...

FH: Hey princess, Shahab wants me to go out this weekend for a few drinks. Is that ok?
Me: Yea thats fine.
FH:Well I mean of course you can go too if you want to
Me:What? I didn't say I wanted to.
FH:Well I don't want you to think that we don't want you there because we do. But i didn't think you would want to go so I wasn't going to invite you.
Me: Ummm ok? I don't want to go. Never said I did. Really I don't care.
FH: Is this one of those times where you really are telling me you don't want me to go but you are just saying 'Its fine.' and 'I don't care' ?"
Me: No I REALLY don't care if you go out I am really ok with that. I do not want to go.
FH:See i don't want you to not go because you think I don't want you there."
Me: Brandon! I DO NOT WANT to go. Seriously. I don't feel like watching Shahb in his drunkened state and then have to deal with him trying to fight every guy that comes around. So yes it is fine for you to go!!!
FH: See you're being sensitive.
Me: Ok now you're just going to piss me off so SHUT UP!

He knows that when I tell him to just shut up it means its time to shut up or I will continue fighting for hours. i try to give him that hint that "hey you're about to really hit the wrong button pal so end it now..."
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DoesntPlayNice Posts : 809 Registered: 12/17/08

Re: If you call me a b(*#h again, you die.: Posted: May 22, 2009 9:00 AM Go to message in response to: Lilmisssouthern...; My husband plays Call of Duty for Live on his Xbox. I bet he plays with some of yalls husbands LOL its so annoying especially when they put the headphones on and start talking to each other and the game is not even realistic. In war when you get killed you don't get to come back "next round" It would be nice if they made a game when you "die" the disk breaks hahaha!
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Re: If you call me a b(*#h again, you die.: Posted: May 22, 2009 9:27 AM Go to message in response to: DoesntPlayNice; lmao....my FH plays COD on xbox live EVERYDAY!!! omg too freakin funny....
his sn is: Uponone76...tell your husbands to look for him and kill him!!!
hahah he gets so freakin mad when he dies, he punches the couch and calls the guy every name he can think of ...i just crack up...then he gets mad if his death ratio goes down and he has to keep playing more games until it goes back up, then he will quit. or until i pull the effin plug ;)

too funny.

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