whats with ceremonys and receptions?

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MrsXSecretX Posts : 15 Registered: 12/6/08
whats with ceremonys and receptions?
Posted: Dec 6, 2008 5:04 PM

i don't want one they suck i want to be the talk of the world but have no-one at my wedding but me and him and a robot i'm into robots because i already want a pole dancing robot (only because theyre cute and i like talking to robots)
i have a online robot but i dont have a body for it yet but i know how they work
but anyways whats with the receptions anyways no-one ever goes to them anyways and people have different days they work on

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ArtBride Posts : 4,838 Registered: 5/9/07
Re: whats with ceremonys and receptions?
Posted: Dec 6, 2008 5:51 PM Go to message in response to: MrsXSecretX

A pole-dancing robot sounds like a great idea. I'd totally go to a wedding with a pole-dancing robot. I also hate receptions, because partying is just so damn lame...but I'd be all about the reception if I knew there would be a robot there.

You might want to check your state's laws, though. Some states require witnesses for a wedding ceremony, so you'll want to make sure that the robot will count. If not, you can invite me and I'll be your witness. Like I said, I generally hate lame parties, but if there's a robot there, it's a different story.

On the invitation that you send me, you should stipulate that there will be a pole-dancing robot in attendance, because I'll probably decline if I don't know about the robot...and if I declined, you wouldn't have a witness. So definitely send me an invitation with the words 'Pole-dancing Robot' in big letters. Otherwise, I might miss it.

Great idea!

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Nalamienea Posts : 2,924 Registered: 6/13/08
Re: whats with ceremonys and receptions?
Posted: Dec 6, 2008 6:10 PM Go to message in response to: ArtBride

LOL Artbride!

Hey, will this be a robot with male or female organs that is pole-dancing? Or are robots generally genderless?



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MrsXSecretX Posts : 15 Registered: 12/6/08
Re: whats with ceremonys and receptions?
Posted: Dec 6, 2008 6:29 PM Go to message in response to: ArtBride

i know robots are out of this world i just have deep care for things like that because they're so human like these days,robots have gone so far in time.
And i believe that things should stay at the same time leave, i have a whole different way of thinking but i know some people don't appreciate it.

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Imagine me and u
I do
I think about u day and night
Its only right
To think about the 1 u luv
And hold him tight
So happy together

If i should call u up
Invest a dime
And u say u belong 2 me
And ease my mind
Imagine how the world would be
So very fine
So happy together

I can't see me loving nobody but u-
(so happy together, yeah, so happy together)
When your with me, baby, the skies will be blue
(so happy together, my luv for u gonna be forever)

I think of me and u
And u and me
No matter how they toss a dice
It had 2 be
The only 1 for me is u And u for me So happy together

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ArtBride Posts : 4,838 Registered: 5/9/07
Re: whats with ceremonys and receptions?
Posted: Dec 6, 2008 7:01 PM Go to message in response to: MrsXSecretX

I get it. Since you care so deeply about robots, I think having a robot marry you is the best decision you can make. Like I said, though, you should make sure that the robot would count as a legal witness - not to mention, a legal OFFICIANT - in your state. Of course, you can get ordained online to perform wedding ceremonies, so getting the robot ordained should not be a problem. Deciding what religion the robot should be will be a bigger issue, though. Perhaps he/she should become a JOP...that would solve the whole religion problem. I think that's really the best way to go.

And I'd still TOTALLY go to a wedding with a pole-dancing robot, regardless of what gender it is. I don't discriminate towards robot pole-dancers based on their sex organs. I'm very open-minded, after all. :)

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HappyGirl13 Posts : 1,298 Registered: 4/21/08
Re: whats with ceremonys and receptions?
Posted: Dec 6, 2008 7:27 PM Go to message in response to: ArtBride

Would the pole-dancing robot go full monty or wear a thong? I think thongs are sexy. Probably inappropriate for a wedding, but hey, it's your day.

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Heidibride30 Posts : 1,201 Registered: 4/16/08
Re: whats with ceremonys and receptions?
Posted: Dec 6, 2008 7:58 PM Go to message in response to: ArtBride

Does the robot do lap dances, too? That would be pretty sweet.

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ArtBride Posts : 4,838 Registered: 5/9/07
Re: whats with ceremonys and receptions?
Posted: Dec 6, 2008 8:10 PM Go to message in response to: Heidibride30

Oh, I'm SO THERE if the thong-wearing, pole-dancing robot also gives lap dances! :)

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WinterWonderlan... Posts : 658 Registered: 8/23/08
Re: whats with ceremonys and receptions?
Posted: Dec 7, 2008 8:46 AM Go to message in response to: ArtBride

Notice her wedding location place has said virgina, minnesota, canda, etc

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kennysoldwife Posts : 3,859 Registered: 4/28/07
Re: whats with ceremonys and receptions?
Posted: Dec 7, 2008 9:29 AM Go to message in response to: WinterWonderlan...

I would so want to attend that wedding or at least see it on a webcam

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ArtBride Posts : 4,838 Registered: 5/9/07
Re: whats with ceremonys and receptions?
Posted: Dec 7, 2008 10:30 AM Go to message in response to: kennysoldwife

Winter, it's entirely understandable that her wedding location keeps changing. She's obviously looking for a state that allows robots to serve as official witnesses.

Either that or she's searching far and wide for a wedding venue with a pre-existing pole installed. And it needs to be a pole that is strong enough to support the robot's weight, so it's understandable that she needs to change her location a few times. Finding a wedding venue with a titanium pole for a pole-dancing robot is harder than you'd think it would be.

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kelleyiskelley Posts : 11,590 Registered: 7/2/06
Re: whats with ceremonys and receptions?
Posted: Dec 9, 2008 6:55 AM Go to message in response to: ArtBride

Wow. How on earth did I miss THIS?

OP- Regarding robot guests, make sure you feed them a dinner of either fish or pasta. As Im sure you are probably aware, robots are extremely allergic to chicken - especially Wedding Chicken. I found this out at my own wedding when my very dear robot friend and MOH spontaneously combusted during the reception and died. I still have nightmares about it. Please do not make the same mistake that I did by not doing your research.


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Heidibride30 Posts : 1,201 Registered: 4/16/08
Re: whats with ceremonys and receptions?
Posted: Dec 9, 2008 9:29 AM Go to message in response to: kelleyiskelley

Kelley, I am so sorry to hear about your robot friend. What a traumatic experience, and during your wedding!!!! That's just awful. I wonder if there is some sort of support group for that type of thing.



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savex389 Posts : 506 Registered: 8/10/07
Re: whats with ceremonys and receptions?
Posted: Dec 9, 2008 9:47 AM Go to message in response to: Heidibride30

Maybe hallmark makes cards for just this type of thing, "I'm sorry your Robot friend spontaneously combusted, feel better soon!" That would sure make me feel better in a situation like that!

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MrsM2009 Posts : 422 Registered: 3/16/08
Re: whats with ceremonys and receptions?
Posted: Dec 9, 2008 10:25 AM Go to message in response to: savex389

Spontaneous combustion would be especially tragic in the OP's case, since the robot will be the only guest!

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