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FSIL's Cat Is Pregnant and its ruining MY DAY!!!!

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kelleyiskelley Posts : 11,593 Registered: 7/2/06

FSIL's Cat Is Pregnant and its ruining MY DAY!!!!: Posted: Mar 18, 2008 8:03 PM; ... Im sorry. I know this is incredibly immature of me. But I just HAD to do it ... LOL.
Time for BL5!!! And here come The OLD MARRIED FATTIES!!!!!
Stay tuned for The Aisle Runner's official website...LAUNCHING THIS APRIL!
GO YANKEES!!!

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ArtBride Posts : 4,841 Registered: 5/9/07

Re: FSIL's Cat Is Pregnant and its ruining MY DAY!!!!: Posted: Mar 18, 2008 8:04 PM Go to message in response to: kelleyiskelley; I love you, Kelley! :)

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NewMrsSass Posts : 722 Registered: 12/31/06

Re: FSIL's Cat Is Pregnant and its ruining MY DAY!!!!: Posted: Mar 18, 2008 8:43 PM Go to message in response to: kelleyiskelley; LOL, Kelley, you are a piss!!! I swear, I was just starting to get bored with the boards again (I heart when chicks make up drama!), and now feathers are riled again. BTW, LOVED your response to the "wedding night lingerie" thread. I thought I was going to barf reading about being "fresh."

lingerie

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kelleyiskelley Posts : 11,593 Registered: 7/2/06

Re: FSIL's Cat Is Pregnant and its ruining MY DAY!!!!: Posted: Mar 18, 2008 8:50 PM Go to message in response to: NewMrsSass; LOL Sessano,ThankGod for you!! I was beginning to think I was the only one who was disturbed by that lingerie thread LOL. I really went off a lot more about it on the last couple pages of the Llama thread ... and it seemed I was the only one who was grossed out ... YUCK!!! lol.
Time for BL5!!! And here come The OLD MARRIED FATTIES!!!!!
Stay tuned for The Aisle Runner's official website...LAUNCHING THIS APRIL!
GO YANKEES!!!

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NewMrsSass Posts : 722 Registered: 12/31/06

Re: FSIL's Cat Is Pregnant and its ruining MY DAY!!!!: Posted: Mar 18, 2008 8:55 PM Go to message in response to: kelleyiskelley; And WTF was with the admission of "a guy in high school said I was stinky down there"??? Okay, number one, WHO THE HELL WOULD EVER TELL ANYONE THAT if that happened to them?! Number two, that is the freakin' definition of T.M.I.!!! That poor virgin girl! Couldn't people just tell her to pop over to the VS website and pick out a nice white babydoll top with matching undies and LEAVE IT AT THAT???

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kelleyiskelley Posts : 11,593 Registered: 7/2/06

Re: FSIL's Cat Is Pregnant and its ruining MY DAY!!!!: Posted: Mar 18, 2008 9:16 PM Go to message in response to: NewMrsSass; LOLOL That was my whole point too. It was like TMI from EVERYONE..and each post got worse and worse and worse!!! People talkin about freshness,and down there,and being "virginal" and the "juices" created from oral and on and on and on... it wasjust one big EEEWWWW and it keeps going LOL. Dont these people get that when they are THAT descriptive about it, it is bound to get into my head and Im going to PICTURE it?? And thats the LAST thing I want believe me. Picturing anyone on this site and what they do on their wedding night. Bleh.
Time for BL5!!! And here come The OLD MARRIED FATTIES!!!!!
Stay tuned for The Aisle Runner's official website...LAUNCHING THIS APRIL!
GO YANKEES!!!

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cyndi33 Posts : 2,585 Registered: 1/3/07

Re: FSIL's Cat Is Pregnant and its ruining MY DAY!!!!: Posted: Mar 18, 2008 9:44 PM Go to message in response to: kelleyiskelley; hahahahahahahaha!!! Thanks, Kelley...AGAIN!!!! :)

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08divabride Posts : 832 Registered: 11/17/07

Re: FSIL's Cat Is Pregnant and its ruining MY DAY!!!!: Posted: Mar 18, 2008 10:17 PM Go to message in response to: kelleyiskelley; I just want to thank you Kelley for giving me my laugh for the day! ROTFLMAO!!! Tears are literally falling down my face! I decided not to comment on the Lingerie thread, but I was reading it with a balled up face as to say WTF???
Keep up your humor!!

lingerie

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Bride2008 Posts : 3,059 Registered: 3/28/06

Re: FSIL's Cat Is Pregnant and its ruining MY DAY!!!!: Posted: Mar 18, 2008 10:49 PM Go to message in response to: kelleyiskelley; The nerve of that damn cat! LoL.

"I came here tonight because when you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible." - Billy Crystal, When Harry met Sally

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kelleyiskelley Posts : 11,593 Registered: 7/2/06

Re: FSIL's Cat Is Pregnant and its ruining MY DAY!!!!: Posted: Mar 19, 2008 12:28 AM Go to message in response to: Bride2008; Hehe..Sometimes I just gotta keep myself entertained:) And Bride2008; you are soooo right about SILs cat. I mean COME ON!!! My wedding is in 2 weeks and FSILS stupid cat is going to have a LITTER of kittens ON MY WEDDING DAY!!! Couldnt they tell their cat to NOT get pregnant or NOT go outside until AFTER my wedding? WTH??? The worst part is that this cat is way too young for kittens and has only known the father for like 4minutes. So what should I do? Obviously FSIL has to STEP DOWN.
Time for BL5!!! And here come The OLD MARRIED FATTIES!!!!!
Stay tuned for The Aisle Runner's official website...LAUNCHING THIS APRIL!
GO YANKEES!!!

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Angele Posts : 76 Registered: 8/15/07

Re: FSIL's Cat Is Pregnant and its ruining MY DAY!!!!: Posted: Mar 19, 2008 1:15 AM Go to message in response to: kelleyiskelley; OMG, too funny!! You are one great lady!!

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myra Posts : 5,555 Registered: 3/28/06

Re: FSIL's Cat Is Pregnant and its ruining MY DAY!!!!: Posted: Mar 19, 2008 1:23 AM Go to message in response to: kelleyiskelley; And, what's worse, the cat is insisting on inviting all twelve kittens!

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kennysoldwife Posts : 3,862 Registered: 4/28/07

Re: FSIL's Cat Is Pregnant and its ruining MY DAY!!!!: Posted: Mar 19, 2008 7:22 AM Go to message in response to: myra; O M G Kelley are you all right? What are you going to do?
Kenny and Me Perfect Together, 10 years and counting.

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katiemae1985 Posts : 449 Registered: 3/28/06

Re: FSIL's Cat Is Pregnant and its ruining MY DAY!!!!: Posted: Mar 19, 2008 8:27 AM Go to message in response to: kennysoldwife; Kelley, Are you buying good for those kittens to eat at the reception? I mean how rude of your FSIL to insist on inviting them! Geeze!!! Won't they totally clash with your urban themed wedding, don't they scream country barn?

Love is but the discovery of ourselves in others, and the delight in the recognition. - Alexander Smith
On May 3, 2008 I will become Mrs. D!

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CyclistLover Posts : 1,184 Registered: 7/9/07

Re: FSIL's Cat Is Pregnant and its ruining MY DAY!!!!: Posted: Mar 19, 2008 9:09 AM Go to message in response to: kelleyiskelley; Did you hear the latest? The kitten's baby daddy is bringing his new puppy girlfriend to the wedding. EVERYONE will be paying attention to them AND EVERYONE SHOULD ONLY BE PAYING ATTENTION TO ME!!!! IT'S MY DAY!!!
Happiness is a puppy greeting you at the door
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Llama Jjamas

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