As the editors of Brides.com, we may not have bottomless bank accounts or fabulous royal connections, but we do have active imaginations—and a sense of humor. You're welcome, Kate & Will!

"What do you give the couple that already has everything? A custom-made constellation, of course. Exactly how I'd fill the night sky with Kate and Will's faces remains a mystery—these are fantasy gifts after all—but if we assume I'm actually a guest at the Royal Wedding, chances are I'm rich and powerful enough to figure it out." —Phillip B. Crook, Assistant Editor

Custom-made constellation, priceless