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Even if you've had a pretty rough morning, chances are your morning isn't as bad as a 18-year-old man from from Liuzhou, China — who got his wedding ring stuck on his penis for a casual TWO DAYS. Hey, if the ring fits...
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The news came to light when the man called for help, and firefighters attempted to free his penis which was trapped in a wedding ring, according to The Daily Mail. The ring had been stuck on his penis for over 48 hours (serious ouch). Apparently, the poor guy couldn't remove the ring at home because his penis had become too swollen. As it became more and more painful, he decided to finally call for help.
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Once at the hospital, the ring had to be surgically removed with a very delicate operation (which someone filmed and put on Chinese social media — yikes). The entire time, the man had his hands over his face and looked to be in excruciating pain. We can only imagine the pain he was in — a situation most people wouldn't wish on their worst enemy.
Thanks to the interwebs and virality of the video, many across the world have been responding to the situation with various questions, comments, and concerns. The most salient ones: "I want to know why the ring was there," and "This man has nothing better to do? That's laughable," per a Chinese social media site called Weibo.
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We can't lie, similar questions have arisen on our end. The key question being what was he doing with a wedding ring? Why there? Why now? Why ever? What's his wife/husband saying right now? How could it possibly fit there? (Don't answer that...) Regardless, here's to hoping that this guy left the hospital unscathed, and more importantly learned a crucial lesson: Keep that wedding ring on your finger!