TBT: A Definitive Ranking of All the Sex and the City Weddings... in Gifs!

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Admit it, you still watch Sex and the City reruns while wedding planning, right? We're all guilty of sitting around with our girlfriends having the quintessential debate: "Am I a Carrie, Samantha, Miranda, or a Charlotte?" And, over here at BRIDES we are definitely guilty of knowing all of the Sex and the City weddings by heart! If you can quote SATC like the best of them, look no further, we've got all of the weddings to ever grace the HBO screen, and of course the big screen. Can you name them all? We certainly can!

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Season 1, Episode 9: "The Turtle and the Hare"
Brooke, a random friend of the group's, who we never hear of again (lots of those through the years), marries a man she once described as more boring than exposed brick. Carrie considers marrying Stanford, Samantha tries to make "The Turtle" into a dateable prospect, and Charlotte develops an addiction to her new sex toy.

Best quote:
"We look like the Witches of Eastwick."

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Season 2, Episode 7: "The Chicken Dance"
Miranda's houseguest marries her decorator after a week of dating, and Carrie recites an original love poem, Charlotte gets lucky with a groomsmen, and Samantha finds herself in bed with a repeat.

Best quote: "Everyone says that as soon as you get a place of your own, someone will propose, I thought it would be to me."

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Season 3, Episode 12: "Don't Ask, Don't Tell"
After a bumpy night before the wedding, Charlotte gets her walk down the aisle with Trey. Miranda impersonates a stewardess, Samantha gets lucky with a Scot, and Carrie finally tells Aidan the truth about her affair with Big.

Best quote: "The wedding was complete. Charlotte had something old, something new, something borrowed and someone Samantha blew."

See more: The Best Movie Wedding Dresses

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Season 5, Episode 8: "I Love a Charade"
The girls head to the Hamptons for the wedding of Bobby Fine (Nathan Lane) and Bitsy won Muffling (Julie Halston). Carrie gets her moment with Berger, Charlotte and Harry make their debut as a couple, Miranda realizes she has feelings for Steve, and Samantha throws a memorable party at Richard's.

Best quote: "There's my song. And there's my girl, whom I love. In case you had any money riding on it."

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Season 6, Episode 8: "The Catch"
Fires, broken bracelets, the bride trips down the aisle, red wine spills! Everything that can go wrong does at Harry and Charlotte's wedding. But, of course that only means they will live happily ever after!

Best quote: "Okay? You're Audrey Hepburn... owitz!"

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Season 6, Episode 14: "The Ick Factor"
Miranda proposes to Steve over beers and the two decide on a no fuss wedding in a neighborhood park. Ever the non-traditionalist, Miranda skips the white dress in favor of a burgundy velvet suit.

Best quote: "No, I told you, no white, no ivory, nothing that says virginal. I have a child. The jig is up."

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Sex and the City, the Movie: Carrie and Big
Boy meets girl, boy and girl break up a million times, boy steals girl away from Russian, boy leaves girl at the altar? Oops, Mr. Big freaks out en route to the wedding of the year (200 people! a Vivienne Westwood dress!), and by the time he comes to his sense it's too late.

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In the end, Mr. and Mrs. John Preston FINALLY make it official with an underrated courthouse ceremony, with of course a very flashy something blue on the bride's feet.

Best quote: "Honey, you know me, I don't really believe in marriage; now Botox on the other hand, that works every time."

Runner up: "Charlotte, you s**t your pants this year, I think you're done."

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Sex and the City 2: Stanford and Anthony

The first order of business in the second installment of Sex and the City on the big screen, a big flashy wedding for Stanford and Anthony! Liza Minnelli included.

Best quote: "It's the law of physics. Whenever there's this much gay in one room, Liza manifests."

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