Sassy Flower Girl Explains How Weddings Work in Hilarious Viral Video


Wedding are almost always stressful for the bride-to-be. (A big duh on that one, right?) Between dealing with nightmare vendors, an endless to-do list, and dozens of details, pre-wedding jitters always seem to plague about-to-be-wedded ladies. But they're not alone in their aisle anxiety — even the tiniest members of the wedding party could be feeling the pressure! As a flower girl in an upcoming family wedding, 4-year-old JoJo Lomelino is definitely feeling the weight of her important nuptial role. And according to a Youtube video where the pint-sized flower girl is explaining the ins and outs of wedding etiquette to her father, it sounds like JoJo is certainly taking her wedding duties very seriously.

Weddings are serious business here, people! The last thing you need is a wedding guest trying to distract from the bridal party walking down the aisle. Apparently, no one knows this better than JoJo, who is determined not to let anyone — not even her dear old dad — take away from her big moment. "You don't know what weddings look like," this sassy flower girl says to her father in the video clip. "You can't talk to people, okay," she explains. "You have to remember. You can't call my name when I'm going to be walking down the aisle. No one can call us because we're going to be busy walking down the aisle." You might think JoJo is just being cute, but trust us — some wedding guests really do need to be told this...

According to the Huffington Post, JoJo's dad is actual a pastor who knows a thing or two about weddings. But still, the man just can't help himself. "What if I just yell 'Princess?'" he joked. "No!" wails JoJo, exasperated. "Because dad, there's going to be a bunch of people sitting, and then they're just going to hear us, and they're going to be like 'Why were you doing that? That was a dumb person.'" We're with you on that one, JoJo. That would pretty much be our reaction to any ceremony outbursts, too. "You do not understand weddings at all," she says, giving up on her hopeless pops.

To be completely honest, we wish all bridesmaids took their wedding duties as seriously as this little flower girl. In fact, we call for JoJo as maid of honor! The girl deserves an upgrade and chances are, she'd definitely be able to wrangle any flaky wedding vendors into submission...

See More: 7 Things Only Former Flower Girls Know About Weddings

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