My Funny Fake-Out Panties

Favors & Gifts

Photo: Courtesy of Trim & Proper

A new line of ridiculous/genius panties from Trim & Proper will cover your crotch in good times and in bad, or as the company says, through "mishaps, misshapes, and outright neglect."

Ok. Let's see.

The pube panty tour of the office elicited equal parts horror and delight, so I took them home for a real trial. Once my husband realized what he was looking at (it took a while for his brain to register these were panties, not my actual flesh) he laughed for quite a while. I turned to the full-length mirror, and without my contacts in, I swear I couldn't see the difference between these panties and the real deal. Consider me oddly impressed.

Neat and tidy is certainly a more real-woman (rather than porn-star) position for our nether-bits. But I'm too busy and wimpy to deal with professional ladyscaping of any sort. This I can do.

Love this idea for a bridal shower/bachelorette party gift if the bride has a sense of humor. Available in "landing strip," "the postage stamp" and "the triangle" (pictured); all equally absurd, for $16 each at Trim & Proper. —Julie Raimondi

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